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Posted by Inby from ? (66.150.13.114) on Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 5:42pm :

Not to dampen the enthusiasm, but... (all in good fun):
Top 10 Reasons to Not Bother Buying the Indy DVDs!
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10 DVDs still donít add up to "Indy 4".
9 Short Roundís residuals wonít be enough to pay for real shoes.
8 Marcus is remastered and speaks in pseudo-Jamaican patois.
7 Each viewing requires a $9 Paypal payment to Lucasfilm.
6 Freeze-frame clarity still not sufficient to measure depth of pleats.
5 In effort to capture new market, Williamsí score replaced with T.A.T.U.
4 Thuggees digitally replaced with the McLaughlin Group.
3 No bonus "Behind the Green Door of Alisonís Dressing Room" feature.
2 Indy STILL doesnít get the Ark.
and
1 Kate Capshaw screaming in SurroundSound.




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