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Posted by Goodsport from adsl-216-102-199-185.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net on September 06, 1999 at 19:25:49:

In Reply to: EPISODE 55: The Stranger on the Plane posted by Brett (Maverick) Lambert on September 06, 1999 at 15:27:19:

: Chapter 55 (written by Brett (Maverick) Lambert)

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: The Lambert Bros. looked up in the sky at the fantastic strange site.

: "What in the name of Bob and Doug MacKenzie was that?" asked Brett (Maverick) Lambert.
: "Beats the shit out of me!" replied James.
: "Ah man!", retorted Brett. "We're lost! Let's make our way back to LambertFilm Studio!"
: "Yes, let's!"

: The two trudged off for what seemed to be thousands of miles, but was only about 4 or 5 miles. They finally made it to the studio.

: The two got inside the studio, and decided to rest and have a little something to eat, they were starving! James had Jello Pudding with a glass of Kool-Aid. Brett, although he didn't really need to, he had a can of dog food, just because he wanted to imitate Mad Max in The Road Warrior because he recently watched it again.

: A few minutes after eating the delicious dog food, he decided to rest on the lounge chair. All of a sudden, he saw someone walk by. But it certainly wasn't James! Who the hell was that? Brett thought. Is there an intruder in the studio? Then someone or whatever it was walked by again, spooking Brett out once again. Brett got up to investigate what was going on. Phew! thought Brett. He was pleasantly surprised. It turned out to be E.T.!!! His favorite movie character of all-time! Of course, it wasn't the real E.T. it was an animatronic ET that James is probably working out using the remote control. He sure looked a lot like him!! He walked, talked, and grunted, just like ET.

: "Hi E.T.!!" greeted Brett to the animatronic.

: "E... T... Phone... Pizza... Hut!" replied the little guy.

: "Ah, isn't that cute, he's saying promotional lines for commercials. I know he did a lot of those back in 1982, never knew he did Pizza Hut! Cool!" said Brett.

: Brett couldn't resist, he went up to the little guy and gave him a hug. But as he took one step forward he vanished, and turned into Gandalf.

: "Gandalf!!" Brett cried in disappointment, "How could you? You came here in the form of my favorite movie character!! WHY?!?!"

: "That's the only way you could accept me being here!!" responded Gandalf.

: "Anyways, where's James you divine bastard!!!" Brett frowned.

: "I have taken him away....." answered Gandalf. "To Valinor!!!"

: "What?!?!", Brett grew very confused. "Why is he needed at Valinor? What's so special about him?!?

: "You will find out when we perform a special ritual at Valinor!" Gandalf explained. "He plays a special role in this ritual!!"

: "Ritual? What ritual?"

: "Haha! Wouldn't you like to know! All will be told at Valinor!!!"

: With that said, Gandalf took out what looked to be some piece of glass and smashed it against the floor, making lots of fog. Gandalf had disappeared.

: "Hey wait Gandalf, since James will be going to Valinor, can't I come too?"

: Gandalf miraculously reappeared. "Very well. You will be coming to Valinor, but before venturing upon Valinor, you must brush your teeth and use Scope, your breath smells like dog food!"

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: Now, who wants to do Chapter 56?

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