Remnant's of the Dark World Order: The Last Chapter

Posted by Short Round from 1Cust168.tnt4.fort-lauderdale.fl.da.uu.net on November 19, 1999 at 17:51:07:

Chapter 26
The wall behind Shorty, Jayne, Brett, Alice, James, Ulla, and Ben(Friend of Indy) exploded knocking them forward on their face.
ìWhat theñì Benís voice was drowned out as clones continuously fired throughout.
They all got up and ran around the corner for cover as bullets sprayed the surrounding area. Brett put his walkie-talkie towards his mouth.
ìYou said the clones had been destroyed!î He yelled into it.
Suddenly bulletís hit the wall in front of them and on the corner. James and Shorty took out their rifles and fired at the troops hitting a few that were coming right towards them. Otherís hid behind places for cover.
ìWell that was three quarterís I meant!î Zamir replied.
ìPerfect!î Brett said.
Hey put the walkie-talkie down.
ìHey girls!î He yelled above the gunfire. ìRun! Weíll take care of this!î
ìAlright!î They replied as they ran down the corriddown the corridor.
ìBen whatíre you waiting for?î Brett yelled. ìWe need you too!î
ìIím not that popular with guns!î Ben replied. ìIím more of a computer operator and hacker!î
ìOh, I see.î Brett replied.
He took out his rifle and turned the corner shooting the heck out the clone troops!
ìCome on!î He yelled as him, James, Shorty, and Ben ran the other way.

- - -

Meg and Jerico ran down the hall as fast as possible from the clone troops.
ìWe got to save Indy!î Meg shouted as she turned and shot off a few bullets.
ìHe can take care of himself!î Jerico yelled back.
ìHe needs us!î Meg said.
As the clones were hardly in view while running, Meg noticed a door on the side.
ìJerico in here!î She yelled as she opened it and pulled him in the room.
ìWeíre safe in here!î She said.
ìGood!î Jerico exclaimed.
The sounds came closer as the clone troops ran passed the door like a stampede. Jerico and Meg sat down in a relief and jumped real quick as one of the troops bumped into the door. Thankfully nothing happened after that. As Jerico sat down and leaned back, his elbow hit a button on the small black box beside him making a light emit out of it! The sound of a mini-motor started and the light generated a moving image on the wall.
ìWhoa!î He yelled as he jumped up again in surprise.
Meg looked back not as shocked.
ìOh so I see weíre in the screening room.î She said deadpan.
ìWait a minute!î Jerico said getting up.
ìJerico what are you doing?î Meg asked.
ìI remember James showing me the security system in here!î Jerico said.
ìYeah, soÖî Meg replied.
Jerico turned toward Meg, a grin on his face.
ìI got an idea!î Jerico said.

- - -

The three Lambertís/Roundís, their girlfriends, and Ben ran as fast as possible down the corridorís as the clones followed behind. They turned a corner and James stayed behind.
ìJames!î Shorty yelled turning towards him.
ìGo!î James yelled. ìIíll hold ëem off!î
Shorty continued running. James took out two grenades and pulled the tab on them. As the clones were nearing the corner, James threw the grenades and ran! They blew up killing half the clones chasing them! Some were injured and some were stalled and a few more were dead. James flew forward and quickly got up while the remaining ran after them! James caught up with his buddies.
ìWhat were you doing?î Shorty shouted back at James.
ìDoing what I told youñHolding them off!î James replied.
They all came to a lot of doors.
ìWhat are these?î Alice asked.
ìThe movie sets.î Brett replied.
The stampede-like sound of the clones coming nearer was louder.
ìWe have no time for this! Letís split up in them!î Shorty exclaimed.
ìRight!î James replied.
ìI got it!î Ben added.
They all split up and ran to the doors.

- - -

Meg stood near Jericoís side watching him select different areaís on a map.
ìOk the clone troops are moving down the north east hallway!î Jerico pointed out.
Jerico could recognize his Phoenix buddies on the virtual map since they had signature cells. They were small cylinders attached to their shirt collars which put up a green beacon wherever they were on the map. Anything unidentified showed up as red beeping beacons. Jerico sealed off the hallway starting from the doors of the movie setís end to the beginning by using ìMetal slab doorsî which were giant and thick metal plates that blocked the hallway. Jerico then locked the doors magnetically and bolting them so the clones were trapped.
ìHaha!î Jerico yelled in excitement.
He then sealed off the other clones from the rest of the studio and locked the doors around them.
ìThatíll teach ëem!î He said.
Meg gave him a flirty grin. Jerico started to flirt back with winks and such when suddenly a shifting noise from the other side of the room alarmed them.
ìWhoís there?î Jerico said as he held Meg.
Zamir stood up with his hands raised.
ìDonít shoot itís just me!î He exclaimed.
Jerico and Meg sighed as they looked at each other smiling.

- - -

In the locked hallway the clones fired at the doors which burst open!

- - -

Jerico, Meg, and Zamir got startled when suddenly alarms rang and red points beeped on the map.
ìThey got through!î Jerico exclaimed

Chapter 27
Shorty and Jayne ran across the Back to the Future set as fast as possible.
ìOh no!î Jayne exclaimed.
ìWhat?î Shorty asked as he stopped in his tracks.
ìTheyíre coming through! Canít you hear it?î
ìOh crap!î Shorty grabbed Jayneís hand as they ran to the DeLorean down the road.
ìQuick get in!î Shorty commanded.
Shorty got in and tried to start it and it worked all right but when he put his foot on the gas the tires screeched and it didnít budge an inch!
ìOh no not now!î Shorty kept pounding his foot on the pedal.
Shorty got out of the car to see what was wrongñA metal latch was connected from the back of the car to the ground so it donít roll off anywhere! Shorty ran to it and kept yanking on it making the car move an inch or two back and forth. He then remembered the sword heíd took from the wall as him and his two brothers were hacking away troops, and chopped three times with it on the latch which worked! Shorty turned to the sound of rumbling as clone troops poured out onto the set!
ìHoly shit!î He exclaimed as he ducked behind the car dodging bullets. ìJayne! Start the engine! Start the engine Jayne!î
Jayne climbed onto the driverís seat and started the car.
ìJayne wait!î Shorty yelled as he went for the passenger door.
The car then veered off making Shorty trip to the ground!
Darn chik! Shorty thought to himself. He got up and ran after the speeding car when something fell out the open doorñThe hover board! As Shorty was running he jumped in the air while a few feet away from it and landing on it he went at top speed almost catching up with the DeLorean! He pushed and pushed until he was a foot away from it! He grabbed on and let the car take control. Looking back he seen the troops aim their guns and fire! Shorty let go as the bulletís hit the bulletproof stunt car DeLorean! Shorty glided off the walls of the clock tower and did a full somersault-like back flip before landing again!
ìWhoa!î Jayne exclaimed as she closed the door./
Suddenly a figure jumped in front of the car! Shorty flew to the front of the DeLorean and held on as the DeLorean went faster and faster towards the theater in a non-stop speed! Shorty slid to the side and held on, moving his way to the door. He opened it and slowly started in when something caught his attention. He looked to side at the theater when they were as close as you could be to crash into it! Shorty jumped into the car as the DeLorean hit the theater, sparks flying all over the place! Shorty ducked as did Jayne! The door shut on Shortyís side as a debris fell on it! After a few seconds of plowing through, the DeLorean bashed through a wall behind the fake theater revealing an outside landscape. Shorty and Jayne put their heads up as they went across grassy plains at top speed.
ìAAAHHHH!î They both yelled.
Suddenly, one of the many scarecrows got hit by the car and remained on the window.
ìAAAHHHH!î They both yelled again but with more fear.
Shorty grabbed the wheel and veered to the left making the scarecrow fly off the hood! They kept on going and going not able to stop when Jayne suddenly hit the breaks! They skidded which seamed no different in speed than before. They noticed a small figure coming up after crashing through a wooden gate. They crashed into the shed that they stayed in a few nights before!

- - -

James and Ulla hid under the Emperorís Throne room set. The clone troops slowly moved throughout the dark set. It had been no different than when they filmed the final climatic scene in Return of the Jedi! Instead of having the realistic starts out of the windowís, they had the blue screens which made a total change to the place! James uncomfortably shifted which activated a button in the small pod-like ëMeditation Chamberísí! The Emperorís theme played in the background similar to the version playing when Luke when nuts on Vader. A clone troop moved closer to the pod and started to carefully and cautiously look in it. He then realized James and Ulla were in there which made a chill go down his spine as did James and Ullaís! James quickly got up with his sword raised which went through the guy!
ìStay here!î He yelled to Ulla who didnít need the command to stay.
James ran forward when a bullet hit the meditation chamber right over his head making sparks fly before the chamber fell! James jumped forward to avoid being engulfed by the sparks and electricity! Sliding on the slippery floor he looked back as his slide stopped to see quite a few angry soldiers running at him.
ìNot too good.î He said in a deadpan tone.
He got up and ran after them swiftly swinging the sword slicing up each of them as he moved on! One man whoís gun blocked Jamesí blows stood up and started firing at James as he went around the stairs! James ducked to avoid the bullets while some hit the stairs themselves and some went through! James ran and jumped up each of the stairs as bullets ricocheted off of them and went through them almost hitting his feet! As he made it to the top he was faced with even more dangerñThree more soldiers awaited! James ran after them and swung at the closest to him who flew back hitting his head on the Emperorís throne killing him instantly! Another came to him and blocked a few of his blows with the barrel of the gun. James noticed the other man was coming at him also! James ducked a blow of the guys gun barrel and round house kicked the goon who was coming at him! The man flew passed the Emperorís chair doing a canned scream as he fell out the view window into the blue screen! The man James was just fighting turned towards James whoís sword went right through him before the man could even get in a fighting stance! James didnít notice the man from below the stairs coming up them towards him with his gun ready! The man shot at James which the bullets hit the sword right out of his hands!
ìAlright! I surrender!î James closed his eyes ready for the bullets.
He heard a barrage of bullets coming which were the longest seconds in his life! He didnít feel anything. He still felt though. He felt cold and silence. He then heard a body slump to the floor.
This is death huhñ
ìJames, you ok?î He heard Ullaís voice!
ìWhat?î James opened his eyes.
He seen Ulla standing on the stairs holding one of the dead troopsí machine guns and the other troopís dead body laying on the floor with a few bullets in the back of his head which was gushing blood like a water main(Well, almost).

- - -

Brett and Alice were hiding in the melting pit set from The Phantom Menace. Brett and Alice were on either sides of the electric beamís starting from the melting pit itself. They heard footsteps as four of the clone troops were heading into the room! They cautiously walked in tip towing and looking around them! Only a dim light was on which kind of made Brett and Alice blend in with the walls. Brett started to sneak up behind one of the goons carefully. Alice watched him with curiosity! Brett put his finger to his lips showing Alice to be quiet. Brett then swung his sword like a baseball bat at the man making him fly over the pit doing a canned scream! The other three stared at Brett who looked at them scared enough to piss in his pants!
ìYou all are men arenít you?î Brett exclaimed. ìWell put those guns down and letís have a real battle instead of overpowering me with those sissy guns!î
The men exchanged glances and took out machetes that they were armed with. They dropped their guns and walked toward Brett.
How dumb could I be!He thought.
The men advanced towards Brett! Brett swung his sword across each of their paths parrying their blows! He then swung at the one on the very right who was lagging a little bit and hitting him perfectly!

- - -

Indiana Jerco, Meg and Zamir were running furiously down the corridor shooting dowm stray clone troops.
"Take that you clone scum!" Zamir boasted. "HAHA!!"
The three continued running when they came accross about a dozen troops with a squadron leader.
"It's them. Blast 'em!" the leader ordered.
Before the troops could carry out that order, Zamir shot down the leader emitting a canned scream and started chasing the others.
"Go now!" Zamir ordered Meg and Jerico.
"It's a wonder id he doesn't get himself killed. Come on!" said Jerico.
Zamir continued chasing the troops, giving a war cry, until he came to a dead end, finding about three dozen troops. Zamir gasped and retreated.
Meg and Jerico ran and entered a room. It was the same room where Indy/Riggs met his grisly death. Meg saw the remains of Riggs and gasped in terror at the death of her beloved husband.
"Riggs! No..." Meg cried. Tears started forming. "My husband! I loved him! Oh God!"
Jerico consoled Meg. "There, there Meg. There's nothing you could've don had you been there, Meg."
Zamir walked in on the two noticing the corpse (what was left of it) of Indy/Riggs. Zamir looked solemly at Meg and sent her his condolences.

- - -

The clone fell down into the melting pit, soon after James peered over it as the clone fell into the abyss. He turned around toward Brett who was being held up by the rest of the gang.
ìBrett!î James yelled.
ìIím sorry my brotherÖ I am afraid they have struck a mortal blowÖî
ìYou have purple blood!î Shorty yelled in excitement.
James then reached into Brettís pocket and pulled out a split pen.
ìBrett you dumb ass your pen burst! Youíre perfectly fine!î James exclaimed.
ìOh, well it hurt you know!î Brett got up.
ìGuys, can we get out of here?î Ulla exclaimed.
All three Lambertís/Rounds turned around toward the babes.
ìRight! All of us!î

- - -

Meanwhile at another side of LambertFilm...
Aragorn, Goodsport, Micah, and Michaelson were continuing their little battle. The clones still were coming in somehow at high numbers. The ET animatronic had returned to help out the four once more after shooting Giacomo and other DWO clone troops.
"This is too much to handle!" complained Michaelson. "We'll have to let ET fire the rocket launcher!"
"Good thinking!" Aragorn said. "This id for all the Mountain Dew's in the worl ET, you know what to do!"
"Yes dude!" ET said.
Goodsport handed ET a rocket launcher and Micah helped him hold it. ET aimed at the many clones and with one shot they all blew up!
"Whooah! That got 'em!" Micah said with enthusiasm.

- - -

The three brothers and their girlfriends ran through the battleground towards a metallic tent-like mini base that the clones had set up in the war zone studio. The six of them slay and shot the living heck out of the clone troops till their area was almost wiped out while Micah and Michalsonís men were fighting the rest of the gang right down the hall. Jayne, Alice, and Ulla were out of bullets and the three brothersí swords fell apart for some stupid reason. Suddenly a huge man who looked like a huge Thuggee came out of the hut and crossed his arms! He took off his cap and his shirt as he flexed his greasy muscles while walking over to the three brothers!
ìIím outta here!î They all said in unison.
ìYouíre notÖ chicken are you?î The dude asked.
The three broís stopped in their tracks and turned around.
ìNobody calls us-ì
The huge guy took out a metal baseball bat like Griff from Back to the Future II.
ì-uhÖ Chicken.î
The man swung at Shorty who ducked making the man run into a TV monitor. The man turned around toward Shorty who was in a defense stance.
ìAlright punk!î The huge guy asked as he got taller.
ìHey look!î Shorty yelled distracting the guy.
As the guy turned to look, Shorty went for a punch which the man caught! He squeezed Shortyís hand and hit him with the bat which sent Shorty flying across the room with a canned scream. Usually when they do a canned scream ñ Theyíre dead! James and Brett fought the man who kept hitting Brett in the groin and always missing James.

The East Side of LambertFilm...
Meanwhile, Farouw Hassanali, frantically ran down the LambertFilm corridors. He was separated from the others and clone troops weren't far behind. But luck was on his side as eyed a pistol lying at the other end of the hallway. Just then a barrage of bullets from a clone troop's gun clamoured around the gun before Farouq could scoop it up. Farouq stumbled backwards and into the prop room. Farouq looked up to see a giant rubber octopus loaned from the set of Ed Wood hanging from the ceiling. Farouq grabbed the rope attached to it and let it go as the DWO troop entered the room. The rubber octopus smothered the goon and with a half smile and a chuckle to himself, Farouq scooped up the troop's gun and rushed to find his friends.

- - -

At the balcony of LambertFilm...
Farouq helped assist his buddies Mike MacLean and Ben Fowler who were busy shooting down clone troops from a sniper distance.
"Man these guys don't let up!" Farouq said at the seemingly endless supply of clone troops.
"We underestimated their numbers," Mike complained. "Surely there must be a better way of wiping them out. Any suggestions Ben?"
"As a matter of fact, I do!!" Ben said enthusiastically. The only sign of emotion he's given throughout the mission. "I'm a glider pilot and I've got a glider plane at the main hanger. We can bomb the many troops outside from the air leaving only the one's inside the studio rendering those remaining troops easily exterminated."
"Great plan! Let's go! What are we waiting for?" said Mike.

- - -

Outside LambertFilm...
The glider plane took off from the hanger with be, Mike, and Farouq inside. The tremendous panoramic view of the huge masses of clone troops filled Ben's vision.
"Firing missiles!" Ben commanded.
Missiles fired, blowing up many clone troops. They went in for another pass. Ben bombed the entire field, vastly depleting the numbers. Only about 50 troops remained outside.
"One more pass!" Ben said.
Ben fired his last missile and those 50 were terminated.
"We did it!" Mike yelled.

- - -

Shorty, James, and Brett walked towards the crashed pod that the clones came in from. As they walked in, Brett the hacker went to the working computer and hit a few buttons.
ìHey whatís this?î

- - -

A computer operator came running into Spalticís main quarterís.
ìWhat is it?î Spaltic asked.
ìSomeone is activating the podís computers!î The operator replied.
ìWhat computer?î
ìThe one that the clones crashed landed near LambertFilm in!î The operator was out of breath.
ìWell bring it up! That someone has to be of some significance!î

- - -

Hours laterÖ
The pod crashed into the hangar of the hovering base.
ìGreat Brett!î James exclaims. ìNow look what you got us into!î
ìWait a minute guys, look at this!î Shorty said.
He removed a cabinet door where machine guns were laying.

- - -

After shooting their way to a main hallway, the three brothers walked to a main door. They shot it open and ran in, up the stairs, and near a chair.
ìAlright Spaltic, this is your last chance! Free Switzerland!î Brett exclaimed.
Spaltic turned around and took out a pistol of his own.
ìYou think youíre that bad?î Spaltic exclaimed.
ìYeah!î They exclaimed.
They shot and shot as Spaltic jumped to the floor! The bullets went through his chair and hit the giant viewing window! It only made it into the window, but not out. They kept shooting at Spaltic when suddenly a man dressed in black jumped in front of Spaltic moving him out of the way of the line of fire! The shooting proved to now use as the window suddenly burst open! Wind poured in and out of the room making objects fly around and out! Spaltic and the three brothers flew out of the window as well! The three brothers started to hit pipes and such! They got tangled in it as if getting tangled in trees from falling with a parachute! They looked down to see Spalticís limp body falling to his death!

- - -

Inside the hover base, Phaceon and the rest of the men flew out of other windows as well!

- - -

The three brothers crawled up onto a balcony and through a door to a hangar with men who were scrambling to get out! As they were running, they started to slide to the right as the base started to tumble to the ground on itís side! The three brotherís slammed into a plane that was attached to a metal claw. They climbed up onto the plane and hopped in.
ìI supposed I can hotwire this thing!î Shorty said.
After a few minutes the plane was running! The claw dropped it towards the closed hangar door.
ìNot very funny!î Shorty exclaimed.
Suddenly a giant tank on one side of the room blew up which made the door opened and also pushing the plane out! The fire started to engulf the plane where they could feel the heat! Accelerated down more as the giant base blew up into oblivion! All three brothers sighed in relief.

- - -

Funeral of Indy/Riggs...
The enemy was finally defeated for good. A funeral service was held for Indy/Riggs, his remains (however in pieces) were being burned much like Qui-Gon's funeral in The Phantom menace. Brett, Shorty, James, Aragorn, Goodsport, Micah, Michaelson, Alice, Ulla, Jayne, Jerico, Ben (Friend of Indy), Ben Fowler, Farouq, Zamir, Mike, Meg and the ET animatronic attended. They all solemnly and respectfully looked at the body and reflecting about Indy/Riggs.
ìThereís no doubt the mysterious warrior who saved Spaltic from the gunfire was not from this realm.î Shorty said.
ìThere are two, no more, no less, the time dimensions of Earth, and Middle Earth!î Gandalf said as he appeared.
ìBut where was he from-Earth or Middle Earth?î Shorty asked.

- - -

LambertFilm auditorium...
A big celebration ceremony was being held. The whole entire Phoenix Group and the 4 LambertFilm employees are there. Many US troops are lined up in rows. Brett, James, and Shorty enter the auditorium with the ET animatronic trailing behind. Alice was at the center of the auditorium looking breathlessly beautiful with a gown showing off her perfect body as if it was sculpted by the Gods. Her gown was low-cut showing cleavage of her perfect breasts. The three Lambert's walked up the auditorium to Alice. Mike handed Alice gold medals to her to place on Brett, Shorty, and James. Oddly enough, the ET animatronic didn't receive a medal. Brett smiled and winked at Alice. Shorty and James graciously accepted their medals. The US troops applauded at the ceremony. Brett went up the Alice and kissed her on the mouth. Ulla and Indiana Jayne went up to their respective boyfriends, also lookiing good, and exchanged kisses. Then Brett, Shorty and James turned around and smiled at the audience and the ET animatronic made some moans and grunts and smiled, celebrating their great victory. Suddenly a portal-like cloud appeared which looked upon Valinor. Gandalf stood near it and outstepped Riggs.
ìI promised you that prophesy in the cave my friend.î Gandalf said, chuckling.

THE END

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Directed and Produced by
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Written by
Short Round
Brett Lambert
James Lambert

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Alan Silvestri
Huey Lewis
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Ray Park

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: Chapter 26
: The wall behind Shorty, Jayne, Brett, Alice, James, Ulla, and Ben(Friend of Indy) exploded knocking them forward on their face.
: ìWhat theñì Benís voice was drowned out as clones continuously fired throughout.
: They all got up and ran around the corner for cover as bullets sprayed the surrounding area. Brett put his walkie-talkie towards his mouth.
: ìYou said the clones had been destroyed!î He yelled into it.
: Suddenly bulletís hit the wall in front of them and on the corner. James and Shorty took out their rifles and fired at the troops hitting a few that were coming right towards them. Otherís hid behind places for cover.
: ìWell that was three quarterís I meant!î Zamir replied.
: ìPerfect!î Brett said.
: Hey put the walkie-talkie down.
: ìHey girls!î He yelled above the gunfire. ìRun! Weíll take care of this!î
: ìAlright!î They replied as they ran down the corriddown the corridor.
: ìBen whatíre you waiting for?î Brett yelled. ìWe need you too!î
: ìIím not that popular with guns!î Ben replied. ìIím more of a computer operator and hacker!î
: ìOh, I see.î Brett replied.
: He took out his rifle and turned the corner shooting the heck out the clone troops!
: ìCome on!î He yelled as him, James, Shorty, and Ben ran the other way.

:  - - -

: Meg and Jerico ran down the hall as fast as possible from the clone troops.
: ìWe got to save Indy!î Meg shouted as she turned and shot off a few bullets.
: ìHe can take care of himself!î Jerico yelled back.
: ìHe needs us!î Meg said.
: As the clones were hardly in view while running, Meg noticed a door on the side.
: ìJerico in here!î She yelled as she opened it and pulled him in the room.
: ìWeíre safe in here!î She said.
: ìGood!î Jerico exclaimed.
: The sounds came closer as the clone troops ran passed the door like a stampede. Jerico and Meg sat down in a relief and jumped real quick as one of the troops bumped into the door. Thankfully nothing happened after that. As Jerico sat down and leaned back, his elbow hit a button on the small black box beside him making a light emit out of it! The sound of a mini-motor started and the light generated a moving image on the wall.
: ìWhoa!î He yelled as he jumped up again in surprise.
: Meg looked back not as shocked.
: ìOh so I see weíre in the screening room.î She said deadpan.
: ìWait a minute!î Jerico said getting up.
: ìJerico what are you doing?î Meg asked.
: ìI remember James showing me the security system in here!î Jerico said.
: ìYeah, soÖî Meg replied.
: Jerico turned toward Meg, a grin on his face.
: ìI got an idea!î Jerico said.

:  - - -

: The three Lambertís/Roundís, their girlfriends, and Ben ran as fast as possible down the corridorís as the clones followed behind. They turned a corner and James stayed behind.
: ìJames!î Shorty yelled turning towards him.
: ìGo!î James yelled. ìIíll hold ëem off!î
: Shorty continued running. James took out two grenades and pulled the tab on them. As the clones were nearing the corner, James threw the grenades and ran! They blew up killing half the clones chasing them! Some were injured and some were stalled and a few more were dead. James flew forward and quickly got up while the remaining ran after them! James caught up with his buddies.
: ìWhat were you doing?î Shorty shouted back at James.
: ìDoing what I told youñHolding them off!î James replied.
: They all came to a lot of doors.
: ìWhat are these?î Alice asked.
: ìThe movie sets.î Brett replied.
: The stampede-like sound of the clones coming nearer was louder.
: ìWe have no time for this! Letís split up in them!î Shorty exclaimed.
: ìRight!î James replied.
: ìI got it!î Ben added.
: They all split up and ran to the doors.

:  - - -

: Meg stood near Jericoís side watching him select different areaís on a map.
: ìOk the clone troops are moving down the north east hallway!î Jerico pointed out.
: Jerico could recognize his Phoenix buddies on the virtual map since they had signature cells. They were small cylinders attached to their shirt collars which put up a green beacon wherever they were on the map. Anything unidentified showed up as red beeping beacons. Jerico sealed off the hallway starting from the doors of the movie setís end to the beginning by using ìMetal slab doorsî which were giant and thick metal plates that blocked the hallway. Jerico then locked the doors magnetically and bolting them so the clones were trapped.
: ìHaha!î Jerico yelled in excitement.
: He then sealed off the other clones from the rest of the studio and locked the doors around them.
: ìThatíll teach ëem!î He said.
: Meg gave him a flirty grin. Jerico started to flirt back with winks and such when suddenly a shifting noise from the other side of the room alarmed them.
: ìWhoís there?î Jerico said as he held Meg.
: Zamir stood up with his hands raised.
: ìDonít shoot itís just me!î He exclaimed.
: Jerico and Meg sighed as they looked at each other smiling.

: - - -

: In the locked hallway the clones fired at the doors which burst open!

:  - - -

: Jerico, Meg, and Zamir got startled when suddenly alarms rang and red points beeped on the map.
: ìThey got through!î Jerico exclaimed

: 
: Chapter 27
: Shorty and Jayne ran across the Back to the Future set as fast as possible.
: ìOh no!î Jayne exclaimed.
: ìWhat?î Shorty asked as he stopped in his tracks.
: ìTheyíre coming through! Canít you hear it?î
: ìOh crap!î Shorty grabbed Jayneís hand as they ran to the DeLorean down the road.
: ìQuick get in!î Shorty commanded.
: Shorty got in and tried to start it and it worked all right but when he put his foot on the gas the tires screeched and it didnít budge an inch!
: ìOh no not now!î Shorty kept pounding his foot on the pedal.
: Shorty got out of the car to see what was wrongñA metal latch was connected from the back of the car to the ground so it donít roll off anywhere! Shorty ran to it and kept yanking on it making the car move an inch or two back and forth. He then remembered the sword heíd took from the wall as him and his two brothers were hacking away troops, and chopped three times with it on the latch which worked! Shorty turned to the sound of rumbling as clone troops poured out onto the set!
: ìHoly shit!î He exclaimed as he ducked behind the car dodging bullets. ìJayne! Start the engine! Start the engine Jayne!î
: Jayne climbed onto the driverís seat and started the car.
: ìJayne wait!î Shorty yelled as he went for the passenger door.
: The car then veered off making Shorty trip to the ground!
: Darn chik! Shorty thought to himself. He got up and ran after the speeding car when something fell out the open doorñThe hover board! As Shorty was running he jumped in the air while a few feet away from it and landing on it he went at top speed almost catching up with the DeLorean! He pushed and pushed until he was a foot away from it! He grabbed on and let the car take control. Looking back he seen the troops aim their guns and fire! Shorty let go as the bulletís hit the bulletproof stunt car DeLorean! Shorty glided off the walls of the clock tower and did a full somersault-like back flip before landing again!
: ìWhoa!î Jayne exclaimed as she closed the door./
: Suddenly a figure jumped in front of the car! Shorty flew to the front of the DeLorean and held on as the DeLorean went faster and faster towards the theater in a non-stop speed! Shorty slid to the side and held on, moving his way to the door. He opened it and slowly started in when something caught his attention. He looked to side at the theater when they were as close as you could be to crash into it! Shorty jumped into the car as the DeLorean hit the theater, sparks flying all over the place! Shorty ducked as did Jayne! The door shut on Shortyís side as a debris fell on it! After a few seconds of plowing through, the DeLorean bashed through a wall behind the fake theater revealing an outside landscape. Shorty and Jayne put their heads up as they went across grassy plains at top speed.
: ìAAAHHHH!î They both yelled.
: Suddenly, one of the many scarecrows got hit by the car and remained on the window.
: ìAAAHHHH!î They both yelled again but with more fear.
: Shorty grabbed the wheel and veered to the left making the scarecrow fly off the hood! They kept on going and going not able to stop when Jayne suddenly hit the breaks! They skidded which seamed no different in speed than before. They noticed a small figure coming up after crashing through a wooden gate. They crashed into the shed that they stayed in a few nights before!

:  - - -

: James and Ulla hid under the Emperorís Throne room set. The clone troops slowly moved throughout the dark set. It had been no different than when they filmed the final climatic scene in Return of the Jedi! Instead of having the realistic starts out of the windowís, they had the blue screens which made a total change to the place! James uncomfortably shifted which activated a button in the small pod-like ëMeditation Chamberísí! The Emperorís theme played in the background similar to the version playing when Luke when nuts on Vader. A clone troop moved closer to the pod and started to carefully and cautiously look in it. He then realized James and Ulla were in there which made a chill go down his spine as did James and Ullaís! James quickly got up with his sword raised which went through the guy!
: ìStay here!î He yelled to Ulla who didnít need the command to stay.
: James ran forward when a bullet hit the meditation chamber right over his head making sparks fly before the chamber fell! James jumped forward to avoid being engulfed by the sparks and electricity! Sliding on the slippery floor he looked back as his slide stopped to see quite a few angry soldiers running at him.
: ìNot too good.î He said in a deadpan tone.
: He got up and ran after them swiftly swinging the sword slicing up each of them as he moved on! One man whoís gun blocked Jamesí blows stood up and started firing at James as he went around the stairs! James ducked to avoid the bullets while some hit the stairs themselves and some went through! James ran and jumped up each of the stairs as bullets ricocheted off of them and went through them almost hitting his feet! As he made it to the top he was faced with even more dangerñThree more soldiers awaited! James ran after them and swung at the closest to him who flew back hitting his head on the Emperorís throne killing him instantly! Another came to him and blocked a few of his blows with the barrel of the gun. James noticed the other man was coming at him also! James ducked a blow of the guys gun barrel and round house kicked the goon who was coming at him! The man flew passed the Emperorís chair doing a canned scream as he fell out the view window into the blue screen! The man James was just fighting turned towards James whoís sword went right through him before the man could even get in a fighting stance! James didnít notice the man from below the stairs coming up them towards him with his gun ready! The man shot at James which the bullets hit the sword right out of his hands!
: ìAlright! I surrender!î James closed his eyes ready for the bullets.
: He heard a barrage of bullets coming which were the longest seconds in his life! He didnít feel anything. He still felt though. He felt cold and silence. He then heard a body slump to the floor.
: This is death huhñ
: ìJames, you ok?î He heard Ullaís voice!
: ìWhat?î James opened his eyes.
: He seen Ulla standing on the stairs holding one of the dead troopsí machine guns and the other troopís dead body laying on the floor with a few bullets in the back of his head which was gushing blood like a water main(Well, almost).

: - - -

: Brett and Alice were hiding in the melting pit set from The Phantom Menace. Brett and Alice were on either sides of the electric beamís starting from the melting pit itself. They heard footsteps as four of the clone troops were heading into the room! They cautiously walked in tip towing and looking around them! Only a dim light was on which kind of made Brett and Alice blend in with the walls. Brett started to sneak up behind one of the goons carefully. Alice watched him with curiosity! Brett put his finger to his lips showing Alice to be quiet. Brett then swung his sword like a baseball bat at the man making him fly over the pit doing a canned scream! The other three stared at Brett who looked at them scared enough to piss in his pants!
: ìYou all are men arenít you?î Brett exclaimed. ìWell put those guns down and letís have a real battle instead of overpowering me with those sissy guns!î
: The men exchanged glances and took out machetes that they were armed with. They dropped their guns and walked toward Brett.
: How dumb could I be!He thought.
: The men advanced towards Brett! Brett swung his sword across each of their paths parrying their blows! He then swung at the one on the very right who was lagging a little bit and hitting him perfectly!

:  - - -

: Indiana Jerco, Meg and Zamir were running furiously down the corridor shooting dowm stray clone troops. 
: "Take that you clone scum!" Zamir boasted. "HAHA!!" 
: The three continued running when they came accross about a dozen troops with a squadron leader. 
: "It's them. Blast 'em!" the leader ordered. 
: Before the troops could carry out that order, Zamir shot down the leader emitting a canned scream and started chasing the others. 
: "Go now!" Zamir ordered Meg and Jerico. 
: "It's a wonder id he doesn't get himself killed. Come on!" said Jerico. 
: Zamir continued chasing the troops, giving a war cry, until he came to a dead end, finding about three dozen troops. Zamir gasped and retreated. 
: Meg and Jerico ran and entered a room. It was the same room where Indy/Riggs met his grisly death. Meg saw the remains of Riggs and gasped in terror at the death of her beloved husband. 
: "Riggs! No..." Meg cried. Tears started forming. "My husband! I loved him! Oh God!" 
: Jerico consoled Meg. "There, there Meg. There's nothing you could've don had you been there, Meg." 
: Zamir walked in on the two noticing the corpse (what was left of it) of Indy/Riggs. Zamir looked solemly at Meg and sent her his condolences.

:  - - -

: The clone fell down into the melting pit, soon after James peered over it as the clone fell into the abyss. He turned around toward Brett who was being held up by the rest of the gang.
: ìBrett!î James yelled.
: ìIím sorry my brotherÖ I am afraid they have struck a mortal blowÖî
: ìYou have purple blood!î Shorty yelled in excitement.
: James then reached into Brettís pocket and pulled out a split pen.
: ìBrett you dumb ass your pen burst! Youíre perfectly fine!î James exclaimed.
: ìOh, well it hurt you know!î Brett got up.
: ìGuys, can we get out of here?î Ulla exclaimed.
: All three Lambertís/Rounds turned around toward the babes.
: ìRight! All of us!î

:  - - -

: Meanwhile at another side of LambertFilm... 
: Aragorn, Goodsport, Micah, and Michaelson were continuing their little battle. The clones still were coming in somehow at high numbers. The ET animatronic had returned to help out the four once more after shooting Giacomo and other DWO clone troops. 
: "This is too much to handle!" complained Michaelson. "We'll have to let ET fire the rocket launcher!" 
: "Good thinking!" Aragorn said. "This id for all the Mountain Dew's in the worl ET, you know what to do!" 
: "Yes dude!" ET said. 
: Goodsport handed ET a rocket launcher and Micah helped him hold it. ET aimed at the many clones and with one shot they all blew up! 
: "Whooah! That got 'em!" Micah said with enthusiasm.

:  - - -

: The three brothers and their girlfriends ran through the battleground towards a metallic tent-like mini base that the clones had set up in the war zone studio. The six of them slay and shot the living heck out of the clone troops till their area was almost wiped out while Micah and Michalsonís men were fighting the rest of the gang right down the hall. Jayne, Alice, and Ulla were out of bullets and the three brothersí swords fell apart for some stupid reason. Suddenly a huge man who looked like a huge Thuggee came out of the hut and crossed his arms! He took off his cap and his shirt as he flexed his greasy muscles while walking over to the three brothers!
: ìIím outta here!î They all said in unison.
: ìYouíre notÖ chicken are you?î The dude asked.
: The three broís stopped in their tracks and turned around.
: ìNobody calls us-ì
: The huge guy took out a metal baseball bat like Griff from Back to the Future II.
: ì-uhÖ Chicken.î
: The man swung at Shorty who ducked making the man run into a TV monitor. The man turned around toward Shorty who was in a defense stance.
: ìAlright punk!î The huge guy asked as he got taller.
: ìHey look!î Shorty yelled distracting the guy.
: As the guy turned to look, Shorty went for a punch which the man caught! He squeezed Shortyís hand and hit him with the bat which sent Shorty flying across the room with a canned scream. Usually when they do a canned scream ñ Theyíre dead! James and Brett fought the man who kept hitting Brett in the groin and always missing James.

: The East Side of LambertFilm... 
: Meanwhile, Farouw Hassanali, frantically ran down the LambertFilm corridors. He was separated from the others and clone troops weren't far behind. But luck was on his side as eyed a pistol lying at the other end of the hallway. Just then a barrage of bullets from a clone troop's gun clamoured around the gun before Farouq could scoop it up. Farouq stumbled backwards and into the prop room. Farouq looked up to see a giant rubber octopus loaned from the set of Ed Wood hanging from the ceiling. Farouq grabbed the rope attached to it and let it go as the DWO troop entered the room. The rubber octopus smothered the goon and with a half smile and a chuckle to himself, Farouq scooped up the troop's gun and rushed to find his friends.

:  - - -

: At the balcony of LambertFilm... 
: Farouq helped assist his buddies Mike MacLean and Ben Fowler who were busy shooting down clone troops from a sniper distance. 
: "Man these guys don't let up!" Farouq said at the seemingly endless supply of clone troops. 
: "We underestimated their numbers," Mike complained. "Surely there must be a better way of wiping them out. Any suggestions Ben?" 
: "As a matter of fact, I do!!" Ben said enthusiastically. The only sign of emotion he's given throughout the mission. "I'm a glider pilot and I've got a glider plane at the main hanger. We can bomb the many troops outside from the air leaving only the one's inside the studio rendering those remaining troops easily exterminated." 
: "Great plan! Let's go! What are we waiting for?" said Mike.

:  - - -

: Outside LambertFilm... 
: The glider plane took off from the hanger with be, Mike, and Farouq inside. The tremendous panoramic view of the huge masses of clone troops filled Ben's vision. 
: "Firing missiles!" Ben commanded. 
: Missiles fired, blowing up many clone troops. They went in for another pass. Ben bombed the entire field, vastly depleting the numbers. Only about 50 troops remained outside. 
: "One more pass!" Ben said. 
: Ben fired his last missile and those 50 were terminated. 
: "We did it!" Mike yelled.

:  - - -

: Shorty, James, and Brett walked towards the crashed pod that the clones came in from. As they walked in, Brett the hacker went to the working computer and hit a few buttons.
: ìHey whatís this?î

:  - - -

: A computer operator came running into Spalticís main quarterís.
: ìWhat is it?î Spaltic asked.
: ìSomeone is activating the podís computers!î The operator replied.
: ìWhat computer?î
: ìThe one that the clones crashed landed near LambertFilm in!î The operator was out of breath.
: ìWell bring it up! That someone has to be of some significance!î

:  - - -

: Hours laterÖ
: The pod crashed into the hangar of the hovering base.
: ìGreat Brett!î James exclaims. ìNow look what you got us into!î
: ìWait a minute guys, look at this!î Shorty said.
: He removed a cabinet door where machine guns were laying.

:  - - -

: After shooting their way to a main hallway, the three brothers walked to a main door. They shot it open and ran in, up the stairs, and near a chair.
: ìAlright Spaltic, this is your last chance! Free Switzerland!î Brett exclaimed.
: Spaltic turned around and took out a pistol of his own.
: ìYou think youíre that bad?î Spaltic exclaimed.
: ìYeah!î They exclaimed.
: They shot and shot as Spaltic jumped to the floor! The bullets went through his chair and hit the giant viewing window! It only made it into the window, but not out. They kept shooting at Spaltic when suddenly a man dressed in black jumped in front of Spaltic moving him out of the way of the line of fire! The shooting proved to now use as the window suddenly burst open! Wind poured in and out of the room making objects fly around and out! Spaltic and the three brothers flew out of the window as well! The three brothers started to hit pipes and such! They got tangled in it as if getting tangled in trees from falling with a parachute! They looked down to see Spalticís limp body falling to his death!

:  - - -

: Inside the hover base, Phaceon and the rest of the men flew out of other windows as well!

:  - - -

: The three brothers crawled up onto a balcony and through a door to a hangar with men who were scrambling to get out! As they were running, they started to slide to the right as the base started to tumble to the ground on itís side! The three brotherís slammed into a plane that was attached to a metal claw. They climbed up onto the plane and hopped in.
: ìI supposed I can hotwire this thing!î Shorty said.
: After a few minutes the plane was running! The claw dropped it towards the closed hangar door. 
: ìNot very funny!î Shorty exclaimed.
: Suddenly a giant tank on one side of the room blew up which made the door opened and also pushing the plane out! The fire started to engulf the plane where they could feel the heat! Accelerated down more as the giant base blew up into oblivion! All three brothers sighed in relief.

:  - - -

: Funeral of Indy/Riggs... 
: The enemy was finally defeated for good. A funeral service was held for Indy/Riggs, his remains (however in pieces) were being burned much like Qui-Gon's funeral in The Phantom menace. Brett, Shorty, James, Aragorn, Goodsport, Micah, Michaelson, Alice, Ulla, Jayne, Jerico, Ben (Friend of Indy), Ben Fowler, Farouq, Zamir, Mike, Meg and the ET animatronic attended. They all solemnly and respectfully looked at the body and reflecting about Indy/Riggs. 
: ìThereís no doubt the mysterious warrior who saved Spaltic from the gunfire was not from this realm.î Shorty said.
: ìThere are two, no more, no less, the time dimensions of Earth, and Middle Earth!î Gandalf said as he appeared.
: ìBut where was he from-Earth or Middle Earth?î Shorty asked.

: - - -

: LambertFilm auditorium... 
: A big celebration ceremony was being held. The whole entire Phoenix Group and the 4 LambertFilm employees are there. Many US troops are lined up in rows. Brett, James, and Shorty enter the auditorium with the ET animatronic trailing behind. Alice was at the center of the auditorium looking breathlessly beautiful with a gown showing off her perfect body as if it was sculpted by the Gods. Her gown was low-cut showing cleavage of her perfect breasts. The three Lambert's walked up the auditorium to Alice. Mike handed Alice gold medals to her to place on Brett, Shorty, and James. Oddly enough, the ET animatronic didn't receive a medal. Brett smiled and winked at Alice. Shorty and James graciously accepted their medals. The US troops applauded at the ceremony. Brett went up the Alice and kissed her on the mouth. Ulla and Indiana Jayne went up to their respective boyfriends, also lookiing good, and exchanged kisses. Then Brett, Shorty and James turned around and smiled at the audience and the ET animatronic made some moans and grunts and smiled, celebrating their great victory. Suddenly a portal-like cloud appeared which looked upon Valinor. Gandalf stood near it and outstepped Riggs.
: ìI promised you that prophesy in the cave my friend.î Gandalf said, chuckling.

: THE END

: STAR WARS CLOSING THEME PLAYS

: Directed and Produced by 
: Short Round

: Written by 
: Short Round 
: Brett Lambert 
: James Lambert

: Music by 
: John Williams
: Alan Silvestri
: Huey Lewis
: Haddaway

: Stunt Coordinator
: Nick Gillard

: Stunts
: Short Round
: Brett Lambert
: James Lambert
: Ray Park

: Wardrobe
: Calkvin Klein
: Rita Riggs

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