The Lambert Bros. and the Quest for the 12 inch Indy Action Figure: SPECIAL EDITION (Chapter's 5-6)

Posted by Brett (Maverick) Lambert from Port22.westworld.ca on December 08, 1999 at 15:44:52:

Here is Chapter's 5 and 6 of the Special Edition.

Chapter 5: A VERY minor dialogue change for Tessa

Chapter 6: Extended scenes of the Lambert's in the boat chasing after
the pirates. More Goodsport flexing his muscles, an extended scene
with Goodsport and the headhunters, and a waterfall scene with the
Lambert's.

Chapter 5

Brett and James rowed after the ship for hours, before finally
catching up with it as it anchored further on, during the day. Brett,
James, and Meg climbed aboard the pirate ship and straight into the
boatís cargo hold.

James found a rifle, picked it up and moved to the stolen treasure.
James lit an oil lamp, and the magnitude of the treasure was stunning.
Chests and bags were filled to the brim with jewels, money, gold and
diamonds.

ìMother of pearl,î Brett gasped.

ìI could live like a queen the rest of my life,í Meg said as she
picked up some necklaces and pearls and placed them in her pockets.
ìDo you see the box?î

ìThere it is,î Brett whispered as he walked toward a pile of riches
with the foot long box on top. ìYes, baby.î

Just then Meg ran over and tried to grab the box. Brett and Meg were
having a tug of war over it. ìItís mine!!!î

ìStop fighting over it! We donít even have a key yet!î James said to
the pair.

Meg gave one final yank over the box until it was in her hands.

Just then, Tessa stepped into the hold. She wore the same thing she
wore the last time they saw her, only one of her shoulder straps were
down. ìWell old friends,î said Tessa sarcastically. ìWhy is that box
so precious to you?î

No one answered.

Just then, a shirtless Goodsport entered the room. His enormous
muscles looked oiled up and shiny. He stood a few feet behind Tessa
and begun to flex his muscles. He turned around, walked sideways and
pranced, flexing his muscles 100% of the time.

The same thought popped in Jamesí, Brettís and Megís heads: Why the
hell does he keep on doing that?

ìWhatís in the box?î

When Tessa was presented with silence, she snapped her fingers and
half a dozen Chinese pirates armed with rifles came down.

ìI asked you a question! Whatís in the box?!?î Tessa asked
demandingly. Behind her, sweaty Goodsport grunted in approval.

ìMy marble collection!î Brett answered. ìIíve had it with me since I
was six years old!î

ìBring me the box! Now, Goodsport can have something to play with,î
Tessa said. Goodsport flexed his muscles in approval.

One of the pirates stepped forward and tried to grab the box.

ìNO, The action figure is mine!î Meg screamed.

ìShut up!î Brett and James yelled in unison.

Meg grabbed the nearest pirateís handgun and shot the nearest two
pirates. The room was filled with gunfire as Brett grabbed a rifle
and went for cover. James meanwhile picked up two handguns and
started shooting.

ìGet down!î James yelled.

As more pirates came, Brett and James fought desperately to keep them
at bay.

One of the first pirates fired a shot that hit the oil lamp. The
lantern landed on the floor and started a fire nearby a box filled
with... FIREWORKS!

Seeing the fire, Meg grabbed the box and started to climb a rope
ladder.

ìYou double crosser!î Brett yelled, clearly pissed off.

But just then, sweaty Goodsport flexed his muscles, twisted his neck
and shot Meg right in the back. Meg fell down the stairs.

Tessa yelled a command in Chinese at her fellow pirates. Tessa,
Goodsport, and the others evacuated the premises.

Brett immediately left too, yelling at James to hurry up.

James took one last look at Meg and said. ìYou double crossing
bitch!î Then James left, clearly embittered by the turn of events
with Meg.

Tessa, Goodsport and the Chinese pirates evacuated and took off on
their own lifeboats away from the burning pirate ship. Brett got his
own lifeboat and was waiting for James.

ìJames! Come on!,î Brett yelled. ìLetís go!î

ìYes sir!î James yelled back and jumped from the ship and swam to
Brettís lifeboat.

ìGet us out of here!î commanded James. ìGo! Go!î

Brett rowed off as the two watched the pirate blow up and disintegrate
before their eyes.

Chapter 6

The Lambertís rowed off for hours, desperate to find land. Brett was
lying down, exhausted, thinking of the action figure. James was
rowing. James took out his trusty telescope and looked on at Tessa,
Goodsport, and about a half-dozen pirates. Goodsport stood up on the
lifeboat and started flexing his brawny muscles, and started prancing
around, nearly tipping it over. Luckily for the pirates, Tessa
motioned Goodsport to stop and had him flex his muscles while sitting
down. And so he did, he sat down and began flexing his muscles once
more.

ìIíve still got them in sight,î said James. ìAnd Goodsport continues
to flex his muscles relentlessly.î

ìWe have to catch them!î said Brett. He suddenly felt very thirsty.
ìWater.î

James took out his canteen and poured a small cup of water. He handed
it to Brett and started drinking.

ìThatís the last of it,î said James as he drank down the last few
millilitres in the canteen bottle. ìWeíve got to get to land soon.î

ìWe must get that action figure!î commanded Brett.

ìThey canít have much water left either!î James said exhaustedly.

A few hours passed.

ìBrett look! Land!î James called as he was tracking Tessa,
Goodsport, and her pirates. ìTheyíre going for that island! Come on,
letís get them!î

***

The Lambertís finally reached the destination. Tessaís boat was
anchored at the sand.

James parked their boat, took a rifle and went into the forests of the
island.

ìBrett, Iím going in! Sabotage their boat!î James ordered.

Brett took a paddle and punctured a hole into Tessaís boat. As he
made a hole, he heard gunshots being fired. James was running back.
Tessa and her gang quickly followed. They were being chased by a
wild, indigenous tribe.

ìBrett! Headhunters!î James yelled. ìTheyíre killer natives! Come
on, letís go! Forget about the action figure!î

Tessa, Goodsport, and the Chinese pirates were shooting at the head
hunters, a few of them got picked off, but the head hunters were
dominating the battle.

Suddenly, one of the head hunters threw a spear at Tessa, hitting her
right in the back. She fell down and dropped the box holding the
prized action figure, sending it many meters away.

ìThe action figure!î yelled Brett, as he ran to get it.

ìBrett! No!î yelled James, more concerned with their lives rather
than any action figure at the moment.

Brett didnít listen and went and picked up the action figure.

ìCome on, Brett! Get in!î James said as he shot some head hunters,
quickly running out of ammo.

Goodsport had his hands full with the headhunters. He shot one down
from behind with one swift shot. Goodsport flexed his muscles,
congratulating himself. But then all of a sudden, one headhunter
threw a spear at Goodsport! It hit him on his left thigh. But since
Goodsport was so muscular and powerful, it was just a lousy flesh
wound. Goodsport took out the spear from his leg and threw it back at
the headhunter, killing him off. Goodsport needed to bandage up his
wound. He flexed his muscles and got some bamboo leaves and bandaged
up the wound. Feeling like a million bucks, Goodsport flexed his
muscles again.

Brett finally got in with the box and the two quickly rowed away from
the island.

***

However, not all of the Chinese pirates were killed. There was still
one more left, and he wouldnít be easy to take care of for the
Lambertís. For it was none other than muscular Goodsport. Since he
couldnít use the boat, heíd have to track Brett and Jamesí every move
to get back to civilisation. He was going to have to swim after them.
Which was a very simple task, since Goodsport had the strength of ten
top Olympic swimmers.

***

The Lambertís lied down on their boat, giving up on hopes of finding
some land. They would have to see where the current would take them.

Suddenly, James looked up in the sky and saw some birds flying.

ìBrett!î called james. ìItís a bird! Itís a bird!î

Land was only a step away for them. The Lambertís docked their boat
at the surface.

ìWhat if there are more headhunters?î Brett asked.

ìWeíll have to find water! We have no choice,î replied James.

ìWell, letís hope itís uninhabited.î

As the two explored the tropical island, they saw a huge water fall
full of fresh water.

ìJames! We are safe! Water!î Brett called. ìWe are safe!î

Brett and James took off their shirts and went to the waterfall and
started bathing themselves (however, they did keep their pants on),
revealing their modestly built bodies.

ìWhat we gotta do is fill up on as much food as we can find and load
up on water, too,î James explained.

ìAnd get back to civilisation! Where we can spend our money, no?î
Brett happily said.

Brett was attempting to open the iron box by smashing it with rocks.
Unfortunately for the Lambert brothers, no progress was gained.

ìWe donít even know where we are. Iíd guess somewhere between
Australia and the Hawaiian islands,î James said, always being the
skeptic.

ìDo not worry James! The E.T.ís are with us!î Brett said jovially.

James took a melon and started cutting it with his knife.

ìOh James! I feel rich! Do I look rich?î Brett asked.

ìYou look the same,î replied James.

ìBut not the same! I see the world through different eyes. I feel
higher, taller. Haha!î

ìI think youíve got sunstroke,î James grinned.

***

The two filled their water canteens with water and went back for their
boat. But, the boat was gone.

ìIt was right here!î James said confused.

ìJames, what if one of the pirates survived?î Brett asked.

ìMaybe, but Iím not sure about that,î James replied.

Brettís eyes bulged, and then he turned back. ìJames, my friend.
Suddenly it has occurred to me that this island is not uninhabited.î

The two turned back to see a whole bunch of tribesman, arming spears
and arrows at them. Brett and James put up their hands in surrender.

The tribesman took the Lambertís to their village, leading them to an
unclear fate.

***

Meanwhile, sweaty Goodsport swam his way to the island. He knew the
Lambertís would be here. Now it was a question of finding them.
Goodsport flexed his muscles once more and started exploring the
island.

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CHAPTER 7 and 8 coming within minutes!

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