So Meg, what will the outcome be? :) (A way cool NIM) hee hee

Posted by Brett (Maverick) Lambert from 209.5.179.21 on January 09, 2000 at 10:13:00:

In Reply to: Hey.....I forgot about that too! LOL! NM posted by Meg on January 09, 2000 at 09:23:07:

Here is a funny, stupid, pointless story I've concocted:

April, 2018

It was a busy day at the Lucasfilm press conference. Journalists were everywhere taking pictures and asking a flurry of questions. Finally, the noise died down.

Brett Lambert, spokesman for Lucasfilm was seated next to George Lucas. A pitcher of water was next to the two.

"It is my great pleasure to announce that we are going to film Indiana Jones 4 this summer. A script is ready, and we can't wait to make the film."

George Lucas grabbed the pitcher of water and poured himself a big huge glass.

"But isn't Harrison Ford a little old for this adventure stuff? Afterall, he's 75," asked one journalist.

"Ahh... yes. Ford's age. We have come up with the perfect solution to this controversy. We won't be using Harrison's talents for this film. We have cast someone else for the role. We've been searching for a long time, but I think we've found the perfect match."

"Who is the actor you wish to replace?" asked a journalist.

"Why he's none other than E.T. -- The Extra Terrestrial!" Brett proudly announced.

Silence fell upon the room. You could hear a pin drop. The reporters regained their composure and asked a hailstorm of questions asking what the hell has gotten into them.

"Now, now..." Brett hushed the reporters. "I think he'll do quite well as Indy."

Lucas once again, grabbed the pitcher of water and poured some more, drinking even more water until the pitcher was empty.

"Why don't we bring on E.T. himself? E.T. come out here!" Brett called.

E.T. waddled into the room, grunting. He was dressed in a sharp business suit. He made his way to the table and sat down next to Brett and Lucas.

"Mr. Lucas! What are your thoughts on this?" asked the reporter.

"Well..." Lucas began. "I think he has the perfect qualities of Indiana Jones and he'll do quite well."

With that said, Lucas left the room to go into the Lucasfilm restroom.

"E.T.! Who will be your stunt double?" asked the reporter.

"I'm going to do all my own stunts!" E.T. proudly announced.

Meanwhile, Lucas forgot to turn off his mike, and could be heard perfectly well all the way to the press conference.

"LALALALALALA!" Lucas was singing as he was taking a piss.

"...and we will--" Brett was cut off by the sound of Lucas singing as he was going to the bathroom. The room fell to silence once again. Brett was embarassed. "Oh, God..."

THE END

That came off the top of my crazy head!! Real silly, isn't it? :)

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