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Posted by Shaggy from cx643543-a.msnv1.occa.home.com on February 03, 2000 at 19:45:56:

In Reply to: Indiana Jones and the Insidious Fountain, Ch. 5 posted by Indy's Girl AKA Indigo on February 03, 2000 at 17:25:12:

: Ok, this one is a bit more interesting than the last one. And I put myself in it, I'm Indigo. You know kinda like Indy's Girl...even though my real name is Christy, i figured that that wasn't very interesting. Ok, anyway, here's the chapter...

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: Chapter V

:
: 30 feet from the wall. Indy shuddered and turned to the back of the plane. He quickly looked around and saw one of those little floatation devices. He grabbed it and looked to the open door of the plane.
: He took the rope that was on the end of the float and tied it to the bar connected to the door.
: ìHoly shitÖî he said in anticipation of what he was going to do. Then he jumped out the door, holding on tight to the float and hoping the plane wouldnít blow up.
: He fell down about 10 feet, and the plane made contact with the mountain. In a huge blast, the plane exploded. Something heavy hit Indianaís head, and he fell down, downÖ
: *
: Shaggy landed in a heap on the ground, and heard 3 others land beside him. He pushed the parachute off of him and ran to Elaine, who was still untangling herself. He picked her up and kissed her deeply.
: ìThank God youíre ok!î he said to her.
: ìWhat? I get no kiss?î Shorty said with a smile. Alex was slowly picking himself off the ground.
: Shaggy suddenly looked up sadly. He couldnít see the mountain from there because of the trees, but he could imagine what had happened. The other three looked up too, and they all stood there silently for a minute.
: ìNow what do we do?î Alex said quietly.
: ìHello?î A voice made all four turn their heads. A tall young woman, about 17, stood about 30 feet away from them. She had on dark blue jeans and a light blue nylon jacket. She carried a bookbag on her back, and her light brown hair was pulled into a ponytail.
: She jogged towards them when she saw their parachutes.
: ìDid you guys come out of an airplane?î
: ìYes, plane crash into mountain,î Short Round said.
: ìYouíre the only survivors?î she asked.
: ìWell, there were only five of us on the plane,î Elaine said, paused, and continued. ìYes, weíre the only survivors.î
: ìOh.î She didnít seem to know what to say, so Shaggy stepped forward.
: ìMy nameís Shaggy, this is Elaine, Alex, and Dr. Chen,î he introduced.
: ìShort Round,î Dr. Chen corrected.
: ìMy nameís Indigo. I was out hiking, my school was on a trip, and I kinda got lost. Itís really easy to get lost out here, the place is so big. So, where are you headed?î
: ìWell, we were heading to Teotihuacan with my father, butÖî
: ìWe still go. I tell Docta Jones we meet him there, so we still go. Indy always make it out alive.î
: ìIím afraid you may be wrong this time, brother,î Alex said.
: ìWell, Iím sure someone at my camp knows the direction there, itís just I donít exactly know the way to my campÖî
: Alex stepped forward. ìWe can help you.î He felt someone kick him in the back of the leg.
: ìAlex, we really donít need to burden her with our presence,î Shaggy said through clenched teeth.
: ìOh no, itís no problem. Thanks a lot! Itís justÖyou guys arenít serial killers or anything are you?î
:
: *

: Indiana Jones opened his eyes and the first thing he heard was a pounding. Then he realized that the pounding was inside his head. He tried to sit up but his head was throbbing. So he moved his eyes around. He found he was sitting on a straw hammock, strung between two trees. He was outside, but under a tent. From behind him, he heard a voice sayingÖ
: ìIndiana Jones! Long time no see.î


: Haha, now YOU, Shaggy, have the surprise ending...Are you making a log of the chapters?

Yup, nice job, "Indigo," I just have to poke one thing before the next chapter comes out, and if I get no response this time, the new chapter will be up in 3 days.
::Pokes his fellow Indy writers with a blunt, gnarled club made of pine apples and hypodermic needles::
Wake up! I want to have more than 2 writers on this story, even though we're 2 good writers, I'd still like to have some more variety. Hell, I'm going international...
::Dr. Evil theme music starts up and Shaggy's face appears on the Queen Mother's tely, that big screen in New York and the Vatican Monitor::
People of Earth, I am Shagsworth, and I would like to show you my plan. Behold, Operation Pokemon Blue!
::Screen changes to the Indyfan.com logo::
This is Indyfan.com, a place where fans of Indiana Jones can post their fiction and work with other people on a story. However, I have been neglected by all but one person in writing a story for the site, even though it had a kick ass plotline.
::Back to Shaggy::
So, here is the deal. ::puts his pinky to his lip::
I will poke one person within walking distance with a blunt, gnarled club made out of pine apples and hypodermic needles for every hour that no one responds with help, excluding Christy. That is the plan, I bid you adieu. Mowahahahahahahaha! MO WA HA HA HA HA HA HA! MOWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA, HA HA HA! HA HA! Ha! Heh heh heh heh... Woohoo... Hee hee... Riiight.
::Static::
-Shaggy

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