Trailer for the Making of Indiana Jones and the Insidious Fountain of Death

Posted by Not Scooby, Daphne, Velma, or Fred but... from 24.5.39.52 on February 13, 2000 at 23:47:12:

(INT. INDYFAN FFFORUM, DAY)
CHORUS STARTS CHANTING, "Shaggy Joe, Indigo, Shaggy Joe, Indi!" TO THE TUNE OF "Mola Ram's Chant" WITH BONGOS AND SITARS IN THE BACKGROUND. SHAGGY AND INDIGO, WEARING BLACK CLOAKS, WALK ONTO THE FORUM)

SHAGGY:
At last we shall reveal ourselves to the forum.
(INDIGO WHIPS OUT A DOUBLE BLADED GNARLED CLUB AND WAVES IT AROUND IN A CORRIDOR OF SOME TYPE AT GOODSPORT AND FIDDLER)

(SHAGGY, VO) At last we shall have revenge.
(SHAGGY PULLS BACK HIS CLOAK TO REVEAL THE FACE OF A 15 YEAR OLD ITALIAN KID, STEREOTYPICAL BIG CROOKED NOSE AND HUGE EYEBROWS GALORE, AUDIENCE GASPS. MORE SPIRITED MUSIC STARTS UP, "Raiders March" A LA TECHNO. SHAGGY STARES AT HIS COMPUTER FOR A SECOND, THEN CONTINUES TO STARE, THEN STARES SOME MORE, AND THEN HE STARES AT THE COMPUTER, MAKE A HAND MOVEMENT TOWARDS THE KEYBOARD, STOPS, GRIMACES, STARES AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN AGAIN, THEN HE TURNS TO THE AUDIENCE AND GROWLS. JINKIES, THIS GUY IS EVIL!)

GOODSPORT:
I can't help you
(HE CLASPS INDIGO ON THE SHOULDER)
I'd ruin the plot.
(INDIGO POKES HIM WITH HER DOUBLED GNARLED CLUB AND FLARES HER NOSTRILS. ZOINKS! THERE'S AN EXPLOSION, A FEDORA DROPPING FROM THE SKY, BROOK SHIELDS GETS SMACKED, MUSIC GETS MORE TENSE, BROOK SHIELDS GETS SMACKED AGAIN, INDI SLAPS BROOK SHIELDS WITH HER DOUBLED GNARLED CLUB, BROOK SHIELDS COLLAPSES ON THE FLOOR DEAD, AUDIENCE CHEERS, SHAGGY PLAYS ROGUE SPEAR ON THE ZONE AND SHOOTS SOME PEOPLE, MUSIC GETS MORE TENSE WITH THE "Shaggy Indi Chant" RAGING IN THE BACKGROUND, BLOOD SPURTS OUT A MAN'S OPEN WOUND, FOLLOWED BY HIS LOWER INTESTINE, ORGAN GRINDER MONKEY CLAPS, SHAGGY INHALES)

INDIGO:
Shaggy made another clifthanger ending! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(BLAIR WITCH MUSIC STARTS UP, SYNCHRONIZED WITH BLACK LETTERS FLASH, "Help," SCREEN GOES BLACK, FLASHES, "OR," DITTO, "BE" DITTO, "POKED." MUSIC STOPS, SHAGGY CACKLES INSANELY, SCREEN GOES BACK TO SHAGGY AND INDI AT A DINNER TABLE, AND SHAGGY STARES AT HIS INDIAN FOOD.)

INDIGO:
Wipe it out.

SHAGGY:
All of it?
(END)

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Re: Trailer for the Making of Indiana Jones and the Insidious Fountain of Death A purpilish blue 16:49:31 2/14/2000 (1)
- Re: Trailer for the Making of Indiana Jones and the Insidious Fountain of Death Shagsworth by name. Worth a shag by nature 22:26:32 2/16/2000 (0)

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: (INT. INDYFAN FFFORUM, DAY)
: CHORUS STARTS CHANTING, "Shaggy Joe, Indigo, Shaggy Joe, Indi!" TO THE TUNE OF "Mola Ram's Chant" WITH BONGOS AND SITARS IN THE BACKGROUND.  SHAGGY AND INDIGO, WEARING BLACK CLOAKS, WALK ONTO THE FORUM)

: SHAGGY:
: At last we shall reveal ourselves to the forum.
: (INDIGO WHIPS OUT A DOUBLE BLADED GNARLED CLUB AND WAVES IT AROUND IN A CORRIDOR OF SOME TYPE AT GOODSPORT AND FIDDLER)

: (SHAGGY, VO) At last we shall have revenge.
: (SHAGGY PULLS BACK HIS CLOAK TO REVEAL THE FACE OF A 15 YEAR OLD ITALIAN KID, STEREOTYPICAL BIG CROOKED NOSE AND HUGE EYEBROWS GALORE, AUDIENCE GASPS.  MORE SPIRITED MUSIC STARTS UP, "Raiders March" A LA TECHNO.  SHAGGY STARES AT HIS COMPUTER FOR A SECOND, THEN CONTINUES TO STARE, THEN STARES SOME MORE, AND THEN HE STARES AT THE COMPUTER, MAKE A HAND MOVEMENT TOWARDS THE KEYBOARD, STOPS, GRIMACES, STARES AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN AGAIN, THEN HE TURNS TO THE AUDIENCE AND GROWLS.  JINKIES, THIS GUY IS EVIL!)

: GOODSPORT:
: I can't help you
: (HE CLASPS INDIGO ON THE SHOULDER)
: I'd ruin the plot.
: (INDIGO POKES HIM WITH HER DOUBLED GNARLED CLUB AND FLARES HER NOSTRILS.  ZOINKS!  THERE'S AN EXPLOSION, A FEDORA DROPPING FROM THE SKY, BROOK SHIELDS GETS SMACKED, MUSIC GETS MORE TENSE, BROOK SHIELDS GETS SMACKED AGAIN, INDI SLAPS BROOK SHIELDS WITH HER DOUBLED GNARLED CLUB, BROOK SHIELDS COLLAPSES ON THE FLOOR DEAD, AUDIENCE CHEERS, SHAGGY PLAYS ROGUE SPEAR ON THE ZONE AND SHOOTS SOME PEOPLE, MUSIC GETS MORE TENSE WITH THE "Shaggy Indi Chant" RAGING IN THE BACKGROUND, BLOOD SPURTS OUT A MAN'S OPEN WOUND, FOLLOWED BY HIS LOWER INTESTINE, ORGAN GRINDER MONKEY CLAPS, SHAGGY INHALES)

: INDIGO:
: Shaggy made another clifthanger ending! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!  
: (BLAIR WITCH MUSIC STARTS UP, SYNCHRONIZED WITH BLACK LETTERS FLASH, "Help," SCREEN GOES BLACK, FLASHES, "OR," DITTO, "BE" DITTO, "POKED."  MUSIC STOPS, SHAGGY CACKLES INSANELY, SCREEN GOES BACK TO SHAGGY AND INDI AT A DINNER TABLE, AND SHAGGY STARES AT HIS INDIAN FOOD.)

: INDIGO:
: Wipe it out.

: SHAGGY:
: All of it?
: (END)

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