"She blinded me with science!" A song by Short Round...

Posted by Short Round from 98CB1D24.ipt.aol.com on March 10, 2000 at 16:26:33:

Here's a song I call "She Blinded Me With Science" which is a parody of the song "She Blinded Me With Science" which depicts Deirdre Campbell and Indiana Jones' relationship in the novels by Rob MacGregor(So you don't get confused with the forum's Deirdre which can start a flame war since she didn't have an affair with her teacher. Or so we hope she didn't) 8-)

As weird as geometries grids
She turned her tender eyes to me
Text written on her eyelids
As sweet as any harmony
Mmm - but she blinded me with science
"She blinded me with science!"
And never failed me in geography!

When I'm speaking close to her
"Blinding me with science - science!"
I start freeze! BUURRR!! BURR!
"Blinding me with science - science!"
"Science!"
"Science!"

Mmm - As hard as geometries grids
And when she turned her eyes to me
Text written on her eyelids
As sweet as any harmony
Mmm - but she blinded me with science
And never failed me in geography!

When she's standing next to me!
"Blinding me with science - science!"
"Science!"
I can hear machinery
"Blinding me with science - science!"
"Science!"

You asked what's the commotion?
And now she's making love to me
The Druid sacrifice in motion
The elements of Archeology!
She blinded me with science
"She blinded me with science!"
And knows her Geography!

"Good heavens Miss Campbell - you're beautiful!"
I -
I don't believe it!
There she goes again!
She's tidied up, and I can't find anything!
All my tubes and wires
And careful notes
And antiquated notions

But! - it's poetry in motion
And when she's close enough to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
Mmm - but she blinded me with science
"She blinded me with - with science!"
She blinded me with -

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• AND NOW SHE'S DEAD! STONE BLEEDIN' DEAD! (NM) I, Shagipus 16:44:17 3/10/2000 (0)

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