I HOPE I NEVER SEE GOODSPORT FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE!

Posted by Short Round from ABE1C21C.ipt.aol.com on March 26, 2000 at 11:45:28:

Aragorn would probably recognise this hehe.

James and Shorty sit at the table reading some comic books. Goodsport then walks by and has a few words.
"Hi guys." He says.
"Oh, hi Sport." Shorty and James reply.
"Me and Shorts was just watching a movie so we're a bit emotional now." James replies.
"What movie?" Sport asks.
"About a boy making a wish." Shorty speaks up.
"You actually believe that stuff, you two?"
"Well we'll see." Shorty says in the voice of an old man from the movie. "I hope I never see Goodsport for as long as I live!"
A little version of Goodsport pops up and they all jump in surprise!
"You wish you never see Goodsport for as long as you live eh?" The little thing says.
"Wow!" Shorty exclaims. "You must be-"
"The name's Goody!" The fairy says. "Goody the Goodsport Sprite they call me!
"Wow!" Goodsport exclaims.
"Quiet! This has nothing to do with you!" Goody says. "I heard your wish, and well, you're going to get it!"
Goodsport then disappears out of thin air!
"Wow! It worked!" James says in surprise.
"The name's Goody!" The sprite says.
"Uh... we know that." Shorty replies.
The thing just stays there.
"You got your wish." It says.
"Uh... yes we can understand that. No uh..." Shorty says, a little ticked off.
"No Goodsport." The sprite cuts him off again.
"That's right!" Shorty says, a litle more ticked off.
There's a long pause as Lambert and Round read the comics while the sprite stays there and looks at them.
"What's that ya say?" It speaks up.
"I didn't say anything." James replies.
"Neither did I." Shorty adds.
Another pause.
"You.... got.... your.... wish. No...."
"Alright!" Shorty yells. "I wish I had a big stake and sandwich brought to me by Goodsport!"
"Nooooo sport!" The sprite's voice tingles through their spines!
"For cryin'- I wish I could jump on Goodsport's bed, how's that?" James says.
"Noooo- Wait, does Goodsport's bed exist without Goodsport?" The sprite gets trapped here.
"Good question." Lambert and Round says.
"You'll have to try another one, easier."
"LOOK!" James says really pissed! "Do you want us to beg you to bring Goodsport back!?!?"
"Why yes!" The sprite replies.
"Alright dammit!" Shorty says and then switches to the voice of the old man in the movie. "I didn't know what I was wishing. Isn't there anything I can do? Please Goody, let me take back my wish!"
"Alright! Only this once. Be more careful next time. Never make that wish again!" Goody says as he starts making weird noises and spinning.
Shorty and James roll their eyes. Goodsport pops back up.
"WOW!" He says. "So there is a Goodsport Sprite!"
"Yep." The two boys say.
"What if I said I don't wanna see Goodsport's socks again, hmmm?" James says.
A little guy who looks like Goodsport appears in socks.
"I heard your wish, and now you're gonna get it! They call me Good Socksy, the Goodsport socks sprite!"
"Come on, gimme my socks back." Goodsport whines.
"Nooooo socks!"

THE END

Follow Ups:

• you guys dont like goodsport? [nm] . 16:54:12 3/27/2000 (6)
  • That was a skit from a TV show(NM) Short Round 17:59:20 3/27/2000 (5)
    • which tv show? [nm] . 18:44:19 3/27/2000 (4)
      • MST3K... The bots were wishing they never saw Mike again(NM) Short Round 21:56:25 3/27/2000 (3)
        • And my bit was 100% pure Shag juice, made from concentrate and poured all over Shorty's adaptation. (nm) Your Shag Bucket 00:25:07 3/28/2000 (2)
          • no additives or preservatives? :D [nm] . 14:26:36 3/28/2000 (1)
            • Just as many as are in Coa Coa Crispies (nm) Shaggy 12:35:13 4/01/2000 (0)
• Re: I HOPE I NEVER SEE GOODSPORT FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE! Shaggy 13:38:33 3/26/2000 (2)
  • You're really screwed in the head(NM) Short Round 18:51:17 3/26/2000 (1)
    • I'm a violent little bastard. Shaggy 19:34:46 3/26/2000 (0)

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