Roy...

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Posted by Shaggy from cx643543-a.msnv1.occa.home.com on April 04, 2000 at 19:15:26:

In Reply to: MOVING THE FORUM DEBATE posted by ROY on April 04, 2000 at 04:35:12:

Couple things:

1. My name is not Obi-Shag Kenobi. It's Shaggy. It's a sort of name game that me and Indigo/Chirssy/ChrisTy/Indy's Girl/The Prettiest Shade of Blue on the Block started way back at the beginning of Insidious Fountain.

2. Your site sucks because, in fact, you suck. As intelligent, funny, and/or witty as you may be, I wouldn't know, because you write in all caps and it hurts my eyes to read it. Thus, I have only read one or two messages posted by you in their entirety. As for my site, I'm making one for the Fan Fiction trailer for Indy IV that a bunch of my friends and I are making and I'm making another personal site because Geocities kicked me out for having too many out of server links. However, rest assured, both of the pages, while still a work in progress, are much nicer on the eyes than yours.

3. Your site's layout all runs together, like a big, sloppy orgy that was thrown together on a whim out of boredom in a small, transvestite hooker abundant West Virginian town. It has no heart, unlike Micah's, which is simplistic and easily traveled, like the canals of Venice.

4. Many of the plotlines in Temple of Tales are kinda shakey and bring up many, many, MANY plot holes and are too simple. Also, when I want to read a story, about Indy or not, I want the author to be fluidly poetic in his speech, ala "The early morning dew dropped from the Green family farm's sunflower crops slowly while glazing every blade of grass waiting for the cows to graze upon it," not "IT WAS MORNING. THE FARM HAD GRASS. THE COWS ATE THE GRASS." While I understand that this is unprofessional fan fiction, and I know that not all stories on your page aren't like this, I'd like the tales that I spend my time on have at least a little bit of texture. Cult of the Dead on this forum is one such example of what I want to see, as is Golden Spider and Insidious Fountain.

So, in short, your site is horrible, I don't like your general personality, and you need to go through your High School english courses a couple more times, and I mean all that in the most offensive way possible without being evasive or vulgar. Micah, please keep the fan fiction forum alive, but if you don't, I hope you give it to Fiddler for safe keeping.

Kiss my butt, Roy,
-Shaggy


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