LOL........ROFLMAO

Posted by Cuyahoga Boru from braveheart.mildenhall.af.mil on April 15, 2000 at 14:07:18:

In Reply to: HAHA have you read my story with it LOL....... posted by K. Allard on April 14, 2000 at 23:28:29:

: : : : To convert any web page into biblical text, go to
: : : : www.askjesus.org.
: : : : It's totally pointless, but can be hilarious. I'm sure Henry would say, "Blasphemy!"

: Heres a few sentences from it

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: Indiana Jones COLOR="#ff0000">

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: and the Cult of the Undead

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: The Nazi’s hath obtained a power that couldst destroy the world if
: Indy doesn’t stop Satan…

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: By: there's no Jesus like show Jesus!

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: Prologue

: Millions of years ago, long before writteneth history a cult thrived and ruled a mutlitude of
: lands, Satan wouldst smite mercilessly, and burn unto homes at shall… Satan were an whores of
: darkness.

: Ibn Fadlung, a well-set sinner of forty-six minus one whomsoever hadst a mutlitude of skills in weaponry and self
: defense, he then lookedst around and motioned to the ruler. He did speak in an unknown and lost
: babel, he whispered "the last years art to befall us soon, we are thriving now

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: sure, but it shall not remain." Ibn lookedst unto the burial grounds. Outside the area

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: wast a large area of swamps and marshy lands. Tither wast a large stone building to the left,
: filled with miraculous statues… but all of this wast even before written history.

: "I know, our armies art in trouble, we shalt begin to prepare, we shall circle
: this rock and prepare ourselves" He lookedst at Ibn Satan both had a stern look to their

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