HAHA! :) Cool stuff! (nm)

Posted by Brett (Maverick) Lambert from Port6.westworld.ca on May 26, 2000 at 15:36:05:

In Reply to: Forgot About Jones, a song by Short Round posted by Short Round on May 25, 2000 at 20:11:27:

: [Dr. Dre]
: Y'all know me, still the same I.J., but I been low, y'see?
: Hated on by most these archeologist climbin' no trees, no deals and no fee's
: No wheels and no keys, no boats no snowmobiles, and no ski's
: Mad at me cause I can finally rest and rest my knees
: Got a house wit a room and it's all full of shovel racks
: to add to the wall full of plaques
: Hangin up in the office in back of my house like trophies
: Did y'all think I'ma let my strength freeze? Belloq please
: You better bow down on both knees
: Who you think taught you to kill Thuggees?
: Where do you think I got the name Indy?
: Big trees, biting flees, and Nazi's?
: The jungle cities.
: and the group that said "Kill Indy"
: Gave you a stake with fat grease
: to bump when you stroll through in your hood
: And when your camp has no food
: who's the Doctor they told you to go see?
: Y'all better listen up closely
: All you that said that I turned into a pop, or just the old lady flopped
: Nazi's are the reason that Indy ain't been gettin no sleep
: so F*** Y'ALL, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, BLOW ME!
: Y'all are gonna keep f***in around wit me
: and turn me back to the old me

: Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)

: Nowadays everybody wanna shoot like they got somethin to shoot
: but nothin comes out when they pull the trig';
: just a bunch of Stormtrooper ammunition
: And Nazi's act like they forgot about grenades

: [Eminem]
: So what do you say to professors you hate (What?)
: Or anyone tryin to bring trouble your way?
: Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way? (YUP)
: Then kick Nazi's ass back in the old days!
: One day I was walkin by, wit a Webley on, when I caught a Cairo guy
: give me an awkward eye (What you lookin at?)
: And fought him off in the Cairo street, it wasn't me who was beat
: I don't give a f*** if it's dark or not
: I'm not easy to hit cuz it's bullets I dodge
: when I'm badass as f***
: Right next to a humungous truck in a badass chase {*CRUNCH*}
: Hoppin out wit two broken legs, tryin to walk it off
: "I ran over da sign that said stop!"
: I'ma kill you and them dumbass motherf***in Nazi hogs
: And when the Webley came through
: me and Marion stood next to a burnt down bar
: Wit a can full of whip-ass and a hand full of bad-ass
: And still weren't found out (RIGHT HERE)
: From here on out it's your life that blew
: Startin today and tomorrow's the new
: And I'm still badass enough
: To bring death to a Nazi crew
: {*Eminem's vocal turntable*}
: Doc Indy - badder then a set of his own Webley
: When the plane windows up
: When the flames go up to the skys other planes
: Callin Indy a lady; sorry dud but ya been crazy
: There's no way that you can kill me
: It's okay, go wit him lady (Da-da?)

: Chorus

: [Dr. Dre]
: If it was up to me, you muh'f***ers would stop comin up to me
: wit your hands out lookin up to me, like you want somethin free(My death)
: When my last excavation was out, you wasn't bumpin me
: But now that I got this little company
: Everybody wanna avoid me like it was some disease
: But you won't get shit from me
: Cause I'm from the streets of New Jersey
: I told em all - all them little Thuggee's and Nazi's
: Who you think helped kill 'em all?
: Now you wanna run around talkin bout guns like I ain't got none
: What you think I used 'em all?
: Cause I stay well off
: Now all I get is hate mail all day sayin Jones fell off
: What cause I been with dad wit da pen and a pad
: tryin to get this damn Doc off?
: I ain't havin that; this is the millenium of Aftermath
: It ain't gon' be nothin after that
: So give me one more appreciation plaque
: and f*** Nazi crap! You can have it back
: So where's all the tombs trappers at?
: It's like a jungle in this habitat
: But all you savage cats, know that I was strapped wit gats
: when you were cuddlin a Cabbage Patch

: Chorus

: Chorus 1/2 (after music ends)

: Comments please 8-)

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: : [Dr. Dre]
: : Y'all know me, still the same I.J., but I been low, y'see?
: : Hated on by most these archeologist climbin' no trees, no deals and no fee's
: : No wheels and no keys, no boats no snowmobiles, and no ski's
: : Mad at me cause I can finally rest and rest my knees
: : Got a house wit a room and it's all full of shovel racks
: : to add to the wall full of plaques
: : Hangin up in the office in back of my house like trophies
: : Did y'all think I'ma let my strength freeze?  Belloq please
: : You better bow down on both knees
: : Who you think taught you to kill Thuggees?
: : Where do you think I got the name Indy?
: : Big trees, biting flees, and Nazi's?
: : The jungle cities.
: : and the group that said "Kill Indy"
: : Gave you a stake with fat grease
: : to bump when you stroll through in your hood
: : And when your camp has no food
: : who's the Doctor they told you to go see?
: : Y'all better listen up closely
: : All you that said that I turned into a pop, or just the old lady flopped
: : Nazi's are the reason that Indy ain't been gettin no sleep
: : so F*** Y'ALL, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, BLOW ME!
: : Y'all are gonna keep f***in around wit me
: : and turn me back to the old me

: : Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)

: : Nowadays everybody wanna shoot like they got somethin to shoot
: : but nothin comes out when they pull the trig';
: : just a bunch of Stormtrooper ammunition
: : And Nazi's act like they forgot about grenades

: : [Eminem]
: : So what do you say to professors you hate (What?)
: : Or anyone tryin to bring trouble your way?
: : Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way? (YUP)
: : Then kick Nazi's ass back in the old days!
: : One day I was walkin by, wit a Webley on, when I caught a Cairo guy
: : give me an awkward eye (What you lookin at?)
: : And fought him off in the Cairo street, it wasn't me who was beat
: : I don't give a f*** if it's dark or not
: : I'm not easy to hit cuz it's bullets I dodge
: : when I'm badass as f***
: : Right next to a humungous truck in a badass chase {*CRUNCH*}
: : Hoppin out wit two broken legs, tryin to walk it off
: : "I ran over da sign that said stop!"
: : I'ma kill you and them dumbass motherf***in Nazi hogs
: : And when the Webley came through
: : me and Marion stood next to a burnt down bar
: : Wit a can full of whip-ass and a hand full of bad-ass
: : And still weren't found out (RIGHT HERE)
: : From here on out it's your life that blew
: : Startin today and tomorrow's the new
: : And I'm still badass enough
: : To bring death to a Nazi crew
: : {*Eminem's vocal turntable*}
: : Doc Indy - badder then a set of his own Webley
: : When the plane windows up 
: : When the flames go up to the  skys other planes
: : Callin Indy a lady; sorry dud but ya been crazy
: : There's no way that you can kill me
: : It's okay, go wit him lady (Da-da?)

: : Chorus

: : [Dr. Dre]
: : If it was up to me, you muh'f***ers would stop comin up to me 
: : wit your hands out lookin up to me, like you want somethin free(My death)
: : When my last excavation was out, you wasn't bumpin me
: : But now that I got this little company
: : Everybody wanna avoid me like it was some disease
: : But you won't get shit from me
: : Cause I'm from the streets of New Jersey
: : I told em all - all them little Thuggee's and Nazi's 
: : Who you think helped kill 'em all?
: : Now you wanna run around talkin bout guns like I ain't got none
: : What you think I used 'em all?
: : Cause I stay well off
: : Now all I get is hate mail all day sayin Jones fell off
: : What cause I been with dad wit da pen and a pad
: : tryin to get this damn Doc off?
: : I ain't havin that; this is the millenium of Aftermath
: : It ain't gon' be nothin after that
: : So give me one more appreciation plaque 
: : and f*** Nazi crap!  You can have it back
: : So where's all the tombs trappers at?
: : It's like a jungle in this habitat
: : But all you savage cats, know that I was strapped wit gats
: : when you were cuddlin a Cabbage Patch

: : Chorus

: : Chorus 1/2 (after music ends)

: 
: : Comments please 8-)

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