I know a good Sherlock Holmes joke >>>>

Posted by Brian from p-12-virgin2.tch.virgin.net on April 17, 1999 at 13:01:31:

In Reply to: I am a huge SH fan posted by Abner on April 17, 1999 at 09:49:32:

Warning!! There are two sweary words toward the end!!

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets.

"Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I
deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

"Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are
small and insignificant.

"Meteorologically, I supect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you dickhead.
Some bastard has stolen our tent."

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