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Posted by MAJ Paul from 204.208.40.74 on April 26, 1999 at 01:26:48:

In Reply to: it's not too late... (veiled adult-themed satire ahead) posted by Inbanana Jones on April 25, 1999 at 21:38:00:

: to whip it: into shape! Move forward! Get straight! It's not too late to whip it! Whip it good!
: Oh my, now here's a deep dark secret: Indy as leather-clad, whip-wielding, cross-dressing (desert robes?)dominatrix... Could this be related to the earlier thread, e.g. what caused the pre-ROLA Marion/Indy rift?
: Marion: I was a child, I was in love!
: Indy: You knew what you were doing!
: Perhaps Marion discovered that the love between them wasn't so innocent after all; Indy really couldn't get in the mood unless there was some light B&D. Either it broke Marion's innocent heart or it broke her bank when she couldn't pay Indy's high dungeon fees...
: All three Indy films are just veiled sexual metaphors laced with S&M (and other)themes:
: ROLA: Indy taunting the tied-up Marion with release (?!?) just before he uses his staff to penetrate the "secret chamber".
: TOD: Indy endures a severe lashing with his own toys before capturing phallic fertility symbols from the forces of the goddess of sex and death.
: LC: Indy receives goodbyes full of pleasure and pain and admits to being in love with a dog.
: Ok, LC may stray a bit from the theme. But don't lets forget the sexual meanings assigned to the Grail by mediaeval alchemists and others.
: By the way, what's with that tank driver from Last Crusade? Wasn't that D-Day from "Animal House"???

SM? As Indy says, "What a vivid imagination!"

As for the tank driver and D-Day, boy they do look similar don't they? But if you remember that guy D-Day ended up on the old "McGeiver" TV show. He was seen to have put on a lot of pounds! I don't think it was him in Last Crusade though. -MP

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You mean Jack Dalton the bush pilot? Abner 11:51:42 4/26/99 (1)
- Re: Yeah, that's the guy! (nm) Major Paul 17:18:04 4/27/99 (0)

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: : to whip it:  into shape!  Move forward!  Get straight!  It's not too late to whip it!  Whip it good!
: : Oh my, now here's a deep dark secret:  Indy as leather-clad, whip-wielding, cross-dressing (desert robes?)dominatrix...  Could this be related to the earlier thread, e.g. what caused the pre-ROLA Marion/Indy rift?  
: : Marion:  I was a child, I was in love!
: : Indy:    You knew what you were doing!
: : Perhaps Marion discovered that the love between them wasn't so innocent after all; Indy really couldn't get in the mood unless there was some light B&D.  Either it broke Marion's innocent heart or it broke her bank when she couldn't pay Indy's high dungeon fees...
: : All three Indy films are just veiled sexual metaphors laced with S&M (and other)themes:
: : ROLA:  Indy taunting the tied-up Marion with release (?!?) just before he uses his staff to penetrate the "secret chamber".
: : TOD:   Indy endures a severe lashing with his own toys before capturing phallic fertility symbols from the forces of the goddess of sex and death.
: : LC:    Indy receives goodbyes full of pleasure and pain and admits to being in love with a dog.
: : Ok, LC may stray a bit from the theme.  But don't lets forget the sexual meanings assigned to the Grail by mediaeval alchemists and others.
: : By the way, what's with that tank driver from Last Crusade?  Wasn't that D-Day from "Animal House"???

: SM?  As Indy says, "What a vivid imagination!"

: As for the tank driver and D-Day, boy they do look similar don't they?  But if you remember that guy D-Day ended up on the old "McGeiver" TV show.  He was seen to have put on a lot of pounds!  I don't think it was him in Last Crusade though. -MP

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