Belloq, You Rat....

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Posted by Cap'n Paul from 1Cust19.max22.washington.dc.ms.uu.net on April 14, 1998 at 15:39:38:

In Reply to: Evidence that Indy Jones is gay posted by Belloq, Jr. on April 14, 1998 at 13:18:25:

: The guy that played Brody in Raiders and Last Crusade was gay in real life and now he is dead (RIP). And since Indy and Brody spent so much time alone together and Indy never got married, it appears they were doing some lewd conduct together (a.k.a. George Michael's style). But I think Indy being gay is cool because gay people need good role models.

: Keep crackin' the whip,

: B, Jr.

: Belloq you rat bastard (smile)! Marriage has nothing to do with being or not being gay. In fact, if you are married, you might as well be gay because you're definitely not "gettin' any" anymore. Indy's a smart man. Stay single and you get to conduct nocturnal studies of primitive mating customs with the likes of Marion, Willie, and Elsa. Get married and the only adventure you'll have is taking the trash out to the curb at night.

Quit playin' with your whip,
CP




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