Indy 4 Top Ten

Posted by sajnu from host-209-214-176-68.cae.bellsouth.net on May 29, 1999 at 22:14:50:

TOP TEN SIGNS INDY 4'S IN TROUBLE

10. He's on a quest for Wally World.

9. Sandra Bullock gets cast and it's retitled "Indiana Jones and the Forces of Nature".

8. He fights Drago.

7. It turns out, aliens do appear in the plot and are intent on using the dreaded "Plan 9".

6. The new Indy? George Clooney. The new Henry Sr.? George Lazenby.

5. Entire movie is set in the classroom with Indy urging his students to "Seize the day".

4. Marion Ravenwood is now being played by Sporty Spice.

3. Tele-Thuggees.

2. Costner signs on with the idea that it should be "a little longer".

And the number one sign that Indy 4 might be in trouble-
1. "The script is ready- it's just a matter of everyone's schedule."

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