It's a joke from Newsradio

Posted by Dale Dassel from constellation.shreve.net on October 05, 1999 at 22:08:21:

In Reply to: Re: Comma? posted by Ulla on October 05, 1999 at 17:46:14:

:
: : Well, until this day, I wasn't aware that I could be
: : "delightful". That's news to me!

: : -Dale

: : MAX: "Ohh! Careful Sam, she may pounce!"
: : SAM: "It's a danger I face everyday..."

: : -from Sam & Max Hit the Road

:
: What does "comma" mean? I'm not exactly "hip" or "cool" as Dr. Evil would say.
: Your s really were "delightful"!! Don't tell me your parents never told you that? Or something similar? Geez. Not only do you LOOK like Indiana Jones, but you have similar parents!!
: Sorry if I am offending your ancestry.
: Adventurously,
: Ulla

Beth is re-filing old files that were done in a strange way.

LISA: "What are you doing?"
BETH: "Re-filing old news stories. The old manager had a unique
filing system."
LISA: "What's 'unique'?"
BETH: "Well, give me a topic and I'll tell you how it was filed."
LISA: "Okay... taxicabs."
BETH: "Taxicabs, that would be under yellow, comma, things that are."
LISA: "Like bananas?"
BETH: "That would be fruits, comma, ones that I'm allergic to."
LISA: "Ass, comma, sounds like this job is a pain in the."
BETH: "Much, comma, thank you very!"

And THAT, Ms. Tornaes, is where that line came from!

-Dale Dassel

P.S.- "I'm delightful- and I look like Indiana Jones!!!
Say... you aren't using me as wallpaper, are you?

BETH: "Internet?"
MATTHEW: "yeah."
BETH: "InterNOT."

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Re: *ha ha!!!* Ulla 19:29:15 10/06/99 (1)
- I love the song: HURON 'BELTANE' FIRE DANCE!!! nm Dale Dassel 16:02:57 10/07/99 (0)

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: : :       Well, until this day, I wasn't aware that I could be
: : : "delightful". That's news to me!

: : :                                      -Dale

: : : MAX: "Ohh! Careful Sam, she may pounce!"
: : : SAM: "It's a danger I face everyday..."

: : :                      -from Sam & Max Hit the Road

: : 
: : What does "comma" mean?  I'm not exactly "hip" or "cool" as Dr. Evil would say.  
: : Your        s really were "delightful"!!  Don't tell me your parents never told you that? Or something similar?  Geez.  Not only do you LOOK like Indiana Jones, but you have similar parents!!
: : Sorry if I am offending your ancestry.
: : Adventurously,
: : Ulla

:      Beth is re-filing old files that were done in a strange way.

: LISA: "What are you doing?"
: BETH: "Re-filing old news stories. The old manager had a unique
:        filing system."
: LISA: "What's 'unique'?"
: BETH: "Well, give me a topic and I'll tell you how it was filed."
: LISA: "Okay... taxicabs."
: BETH: "Taxicabs, that would be under yellow, comma, things that are."
: LISA: "Like bananas?"
: BETH: "That would be fruits, comma, ones that I'm allergic to."
: LISA: "Ass, comma, sounds like this job is a pain in the."
: BETH: "Much, comma, thank you very!"

:       And THAT, Ms. Tornaes, is where that line came from!

:                                    -Dale Dassel

: P.S.- "I'm delightful- and I look like Indiana Jones!!!
:        Say... you aren't using me as wallpaper, are you?

: BETH: "Internet?"
: MATTHEW: "yeah."
: BETH: "InterNOT."

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