To Steven S., Harrison F. and John W.

Posted by George Lucas from ABDAE712.ipt.aol.com on November 25, 1999 at 04:13:32:

Dear Steven S., Harrison F. and John W.:

While it is true that you guys have contributed to my success, let's remember that I'm the one worth $ 2.5 billion, which makes me the richest guy in Hollywood. I'm the one with a 4,000 acre ranch and 4 dozen Lamborghinis. More importantly, I own the copyright not only to Star Wars, but to Indy Jones as well.

To prove that I don't need you guys, I am going to show my full genius by directing, starring as Indy and scoring the music to Indy 4. It will be my ultimate masterpiece.

Don't worry about my flabby neck. I'm going to have it digitally reduced and sculpted to make me the ultimate Indy Jones. Also, expect a Jar Jar cameo for comic relief. Hey, it's my vision. I must stay true to my vision. No snickering.

The Visionary,

George Lucas

Follow Ups:

• Well in that case... Steven Spielberg 06:52:22 11/25/99 (4)
  • Re: Well in that case... Harrison Ford 11:12:19 11/25/99 (1)
    • I'll knock that toup' off your head old man! Charlie Sheen 11:51:47 11/25/99 (0)
  • AAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHH! Alan Silvestri 07:01:30 11/25/99 (1)
    • What Steven is using my e-mail address?!? :) (nm) Brett (Maverick) Lambert 08:36:57 11/25/99 (0)

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