Same here! Happy birthday!

Posted by Nick from 214.chicago-21-22rs.il.dial-access.att.net on November 29, 1999 at 15:47:20:

In Reply to: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FRIEND of FRIENDS!!!!!!!! posted by Aragorn on November 29, 1999 at 15:37:52:

: I've done it before, but I'll type it again:

: "Happy Birthday", by "Weird Al" Yankovic (from the album, "Weird Al Yankovic")

: Happy Birthday!
: Happy Birthday to you!
: Happy Birthday!
: Happy Birthday to you!

: Well it's time to celebrate your birthday,
: It happens every year.
: We'll eat a lot of broccoli, and drink a lot of beer.
: You should be good and happy that there's somethin' you can eat.
: A million people every day are starvin' in the street.
: Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor.
: Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four.
: There's garbage in the water,
: There's poison in the sky.
: I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die!

: Happy Birthday!
: Happy Birthday to you!
: Happy Birthday!
: Happy Birthday to you!

: Well, what's the matter, little friend, you think this party is the pits?
: Enjoy it while you can.
: We'll soon be blown to bits!
: The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose.
: Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse.
: It doesn't take a military genius to see
: We'll all be Crispy Critters after World War III.
: There's nowhere you can run to,
: Nowhere you can hide.
: When they drop the big one,
: We all get fried.

: Come on, boys and girls, sing along, okay?

: Happy Birthday!
: Happy Birthday to you!
: Happy Birthday!
: Happy Birthday to you!

: Well, there's a punk in the alley, and he's lookin' for a fight.
: There's an Arab on the corner buyin' everything in sight.
: There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed.
: Seems that everywhere you look today, there's misery and greed.
: I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun,
: But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun.
: So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take,
: Just blow out the candles,
: And have a piece of cake.

: Happy Birthday!
: Happy Birthday to you!
: Happy Birthday!
: Happy Birthday to you!

: (wow!)

: Happy Birthday!
: Happy Birthday to you!
: Happy Birthday!
: Happy Birthday to you!

: And a pinch to grow an inch!

: ______

:
: Your pal,

: Aragorn

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