Top Ten Reasons

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Posted by bud-arc from 216-119-34-229.o1.jps.net on January 13, 2000 at 23:21:27:

I found this little humorous item at the Indiana Jones Network web site. I thought maybe we could use it as a little survey of who's been watching Indiana Jones too much.

"Top Ten Reasons that you watch too much Indiana Jones

Submitted by Nick Andrews

10) You frequently get suspended for bringing whips to school.
9) All you wear are leather jackets and cowboy hats.
8) You roll under your garage at the last second.
7) You hate snakes for no apparent reason.
5) You steal your neighbor's trophies and tell them they belong in a museum.
4) You only have friends by the name of Marcus and Salla.
3) You pretend that your dad chasing you is a huge bolder about to crush you.
2) You hold you sister hostage until she calls the dog indy
1) You bust open library floors in hope of finding a lost tomb."

Seriously, though, I would qualify for reasons #7-10 SURELY! I'm sure a lot of you would agree. I've had my whip confiscated TWICE, I wear my leather jacket all the time (it's not a Wested, though), I always like to have fun rolling under the garage seconds before it crushes me, and I have this odd revulsion for slithering serpents. Go figure. :)


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