Posted by Ben Zimmerman from node3.dodgecity.midusa.net on June 19, 1998 at 06:45:48:
In Reply to: Indiana Jones Disney Attractions posted by Aaron on June 17, 1998 at 20:26:17:
Make it a point not to go to the Epic Stunt Spectacular in Disney World.
I went a couple of weeks ago, and was very disappointed. I had been to Disney World two times before, and had seen the show six or seven times. Those showing were great, well in snych, with a stuntman who acted like Harrison Ford.
This time, it (for lack of better term) sucked.
The stuntman was too short, a spike nearly drilled through his chest instead of his family jewels, he dropped the idol, (HE DROPPED THE IDOL!! WHAT AN IDIOT!!) he had a girly voice, all his gunshots came a second before the corresponding *BANG*, and worst of all, he didn't act the least bit like Indiana Jones. Not the least bit. Not even a smidgen. The hat didn't even help.
It was unmitigated crap, and I wouldn't recommend it to anyway.
Sorry for the rant,
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