Posted by GCR from spider-tl044.proxy.aol.com on January 26, 2000 at 14:18:17:
In Reply to: Jones v Bond posted by Greg 3:16 on January 26, 2000 at 14:02:20:
Indy is walking through a crowded marketplace, suddenly a hush falls over the crowd as they part to reveal British Secret Agent James Bond! Bond takes one look at Indy's whip and snickers.
"Lovely weapon Dr. Jones...I bet I can whip up something better!" 007 quips as he opens his attache' case to reveal an arsenal of gadgets and gizmos. 007 tests out his watch laser and begins to assemble a small helicopter armed complete with rockets, machine guns and flame throwers (ala You Only Live Twice)!!! The crowd gasps, as 007 straightens his bowtie before entering the cockpit to take to the air!!! The rotors begin to spin, creating a feirce whirlwind that threatens to blow Indy's hat off!!! The crowd tries to sheild their eyes from the dust and sand!!! Indy pulls his hat on tighter, rolls his eyes, pulls out his revolver, and shoot 007. The rotors slowly come to a stop, as the crowd cheers.
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