There are ways of telling whether he is a witch...

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Posted by Bud-arc's lawyer, Mr. Christopher Daniels from smfc760-1.jps.net on March 06, 2000 at 15:30:22:

In Reply to: I say we open the floor to wild accusations! (nim) posted by graml on March 06, 2000 at 11:09:05:

: I accuse Bud-Arc of being a witch! He put a curse on me! Burn him! Buuuuurn him!
: -graml
: PS Bwa ha ha ha ha!
Tell me ... what do you do with witches?
You burn them!
And what do you burn, apart from witches?
...Wood?
Precisely. So why do witches burn?
Because... they're made of wood?
And how can we tell if he is made of wood?
If... he floats!
And tell me, what also floats on water?
A duck!
Exactly. So logically, if he weighs the same as a duck, then he's made of wood.
And therefore a witch!
-bud-arc
P.S. This is meant to be a joke, by partly making fun of how stupid lawyers are (especially our nemesis, Christopher Daniels). All of these lines were (somewhat) taken from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, so I bear no copyright whatsoever. Blah, blah, blah...the post is done, so why are you still reading this far?


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