Re: The Bantu Wind

Posted by Shaggy from cx643543-a.msnv1.occa.home.com on March 07, 2000 at 23:17:31:

In Reply to: Re: The Bantu Wind posted by Shaggy on March 07, 2000 at 23:06:33:

Oh, and in case you folks are duking it out with yourselves trying to figure out which ship to join, so I've prepared this damning political comercial:

ROLL TAPE

NARRATORShort Round may have taken 3 things that are "practical" for life after Earth,
(Picture of food and water in black and white)
N: ...but we (I) at the Omnipotent
(Shining animation of a big shiny, slightly penis shaped ship moving through space)
N: ...have brought rations, standard holdout weaponry, and porn.
(3D shot of porn in color)
N: Sure, you may not be able to live without food and water, but that's ONLY what science and nature tell us.
(Picture of Einstein and Mother Nature shrugging at eachother)
N: Besides, we're (I'm) sure you'd miss good ol' Earth porn A LOT more than eating on those cold, dark nights in the infinite.
(Shagsworth winks at you)

Go for The Omnipotent, the ship with 2/3 of it's cargo hold stocked with porn and guns.
(The entire crew (me) of the Omnipotent smile and wave)

END TAPE

Hee hee hee heeeeeeeeee, recruitment banner my arse, eh, Shorty?

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: Oh, and in case you folks are duking it out with yourselves trying to figure out which ship to join, so I've prepared this damning political comercial:

: ROLL TAPE

: NARRATORShort Round may have taken 3 things that are "practical" for life after Earth,
: (Picture of food and water in black and white)
: N: ...but we (I) at the Omnipotent
: (Shining animation of a big shiny, slightly penis shaped ship moving through space)
: N: ...have brought rations, standard holdout weaponry, and porn.
: (3D shot of porn in color)  
: N: Sure, you may not be able to live without food and water, but that's ONLY what science and nature tell us.
: (Picture of Einstein and Mother Nature shrugging at eachother)
: N: Besides, we're (I'm) sure you'd miss good ol' Earth porn A LOT more than eating on those cold, dark nights in the infinite.
: (Shagsworth winks at you)

: Go for The Omnipotent, the ship with 2/3 of it's cargo hold stocked with porn and guns.
: (The entire crew (me) of the Omnipotent smile and wave)

: END TAPE

: Hee hee hee heeeeeeeeee, recruitment banner my arse, eh, Shorty?

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