Why Ford is shorter than the staff

Posted by Indiana Shorty from 63.91.219.103 on April 03, 2000 at 02:48:04:

Its because he's a midget!.....a midget i tell ya!he is a 2 feet tall midget that staff is 72 inches..he is way too short!!...thats why i have come to the conclusion that ford wears stilts!..AND SOMETIMES....platform shoes!!!..did you know ford played an Oompa Loompa in "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory"..yes!..he was Oompa Loompa number 3(he got killed when willy wonka accidentally drowned him for biting him!)..unfortunately his scene was cut out!...(you make the rest up...im too tired to think of something else)...

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