No, no, it's the classic Frankensteinian story...

Posted by JuggleEwok from spider-tf063.proxy.aol.com on April 25, 2000 at 18:24:12:

In Reply to: "It's not the years...it's the centuries." (nim) posted by bud-arc on April 25, 2000 at 18:08:17:

: How about the scene where Indy tries to shoot a 97-year old swordsman who can't even lift up the sword, much less swing it, but all he has is a water pistol that his great-great-grandchild accidentally put in his holster instead. So he decides to drink the water from the gun, as he's getting parched, while the old swordman keels over from a stroke. Meanwhile, Willie comes over and shrieks, "My hero!" in her squeaky tone and Indy pops in a couple of Viagra pills in his mouth and gets to business with her. Also, if you look real close in that shot, you can see Spielberg running onscreen and trying to break up the couple as Indy regains his "strength." That was a great scene!

A mad scientist has collected pieces from all the dead bodies Indy left behind (Nazi mechanic arm here, thugee leg there) and created an inhuman supermonster to attack Indy, but at the last minute a nurse at the old folk's place pulls out her shotgun and blows the thing up...

Follow Ups:

• Rrgh! Fire bad! (nim) graml 20:50:51 4/25/2000 (9)
  • I thought that was a philosophy class... (nim) bud-arc 21:36:27 4/25/2000 (8)
    • What am I? A guidance counselor? (nim) graml 07:37:05 4/26/2000 (7)
      • Re: What am I? A guidance counselor? (nim) Nick 15:12:35 4/26/2000 (5)
        • Ooh, an up and coming comedian, eh? (nim) graml 07:35:42 4/27/2000 (4)
          • How about this one? (nim) bud-arc 11:14:27 4/27/2000 (3)
            • That would spell "UCN"! (nim) graml 15:20:33 4/27/2000 (2)
              • Oh, pardon me, Mr. Perfect! (nim) bud-arc 17:09:11 4/27/2000 (1)
                • You are forgiven, Mr. Average (nim) graml 18:02:42 4/27/2000 (0)
      • Oh, yes! (aka, angry memories in the form of an 'nim') bud-arc 13:56:33 4/26/2000 (0)

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