Ha-ha! :) (nm)

Posted by bud-arc from 216-119-34-11.o1.jps.net on April 27, 2000 at 11:12:49:

In Reply to: "Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali.... in the retirement home!" (nim) posted by Brett (Maverick) Lambert on April 26, 2000 at 17:41:55:

: : : : : I can't wait for the climactic final scene in which Indy and an aged Rene Belloq duel with canes while speeding down the halls in wheelchairs!

: : : : Yeah, or that scene where Indy attempts to save the world but forgets what he's doing and opts for a nap instead. The scene's twenty minutes long, but it's so brilliantly cinematographed!

: : : And lets not forget the scene in which Indy's about to kiss the girl (played by Bea Arthur), when she faints from his overpowering Ben-gay fumes. Or when he takes off his belt to threaten a 59 year old Short Round shouting "You disrespectful whippersnapper! I'll tan your hide, so help me, I will!"

: : How about the scene where Indy tries to shoot a 97-year old swordsman who can't even lift up the sword, much less swing it, but all he has is a water pistol that his great-great-grandchild accidentally put in his holster instead. So he decides to drink the water from the gun, as he's getting parched, while the old swordman keels over from a stroke. Meanwhile, Willie comes over and shrieks, "My hero!" in her squeaky tone and Indy pops in a couple of Viagra pills in his mouth and gets to business with her. Also, if you look real close in that shot, you can see Spielberg running onscreen and trying to break up the couple as Indy regains his "strength." That was a great scene!

: And what about that scene that was so obviously trying to appeal to the teenagers where Mola Ram and his Thuggee cronies were dancing around like it was an MTV music video singing "The Thong Song" by Sisqo! Mola Ram and his Thuggee friends were on a beach surrounded by women in bikini's. That was a laugh riot!

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: : : : : : I can't wait for the climactic final scene in which Indy and an aged Rene Belloq duel with canes while speeding down the halls in wheelchairs!

: : : : : Yeah, or that scene where Indy attempts to save the world but forgets what he's doing and opts for a nap instead.  The scene's twenty minutes long, but it's so brilliantly cinematographed!

: : : : And lets not forget the scene in which Indy's about to kiss the girl (played by Bea Arthur), when she faints from his overpowering Ben-gay fumes.  Or when he takes off his belt to threaten a 59 year old Short Round shouting "You disrespectful whippersnapper! I'll tan your hide, so help me, I will!"

: : : How about the scene where Indy tries to shoot a 97-year old swordsman who can't even lift up the sword, much less swing it, but all he has is a water pistol that his great-great-grandchild accidentally put in his holster instead.  So he decides to drink the water from the gun, as he's getting parched, while the old swordman keels over from a stroke.  Meanwhile, Willie comes over and shrieks, "My hero!" in her squeaky tone and Indy pops in a couple of Viagra pills in his mouth and gets to business with her.  Also, if you look real close in that shot, you can see Spielberg running onscreen and trying to break up the couple as Indy regains his "strength."  That was a great scene!

: : And what about that scene that was so obviously trying to appeal to the teenagers where Mola Ram and his Thuggee cronies were dancing around like it was an MTV music video singing "The Thong Song" by Sisqo!  Mola Ram and his Thuggee friends were on a beach surrounded by women in bikini's.  That was a laugh riot!

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