Pvt. Arc these MPs have some nice braclets for draft dodgers like you ;-}

Posted by Sgt. Cuyahoga Boru from braveheart.mildenhall.af.mil on May 09, 2000 at 02:04:42:

In Reply to: Reporting in for duty, sir! posted by Private B. Arc on May 08, 2000 at 23:21:46:

: : Dear Mr. Diliberto (did I get that right?),
: : Congratulations. Your number has been drawn in the national draft. You are hereby ordered to report for basic training at Camp Patrick Henry in Newport News, VA. You are no longer to associate yourself with Indyfan or any related websites. I'll see you at revely, soldier!

: (Huh-huh, I said "private")
: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! My worst fears have come into play! All this time these people have been sending me flyers for joining the Army, Air Force, Navy, Marines, etc. and I thought by NOT replying to them that they would leave me be...those bastards! I would sooner stick my head up my ass and sing "Halelujuah!" before joining their "cause!" Pah!
: P.S. And what if I refuse, Sergeant? I'll fight it out till the end!

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