Everything I need to know I learned from Indiana Jones (Please add)

Posted by Cereal Killer from 162.10.138.197 on June 18, 2000 at 06:32:25:

In the spirit of those posters that list "Everything I need to know I learned from... Star Trek or Star Wars or whatever" I came up with a list of my own. Feel free to add to it.

Everything I need to know I learned from Indiana Jones.

You don't have to shave everyday.

A Wested is appropriate for ALL weather conditions.

A hypnotic trance can be broken by having your chest burned.

Nazis are bad.

Chicks who can drink a guy under the table make the coolest girlfriends.

Fancy swordplay is no match for a good pistol.

You can elude a hundred booby-traps and still walk away empty handed.

Be careful of monkeys and dates.

If you risk your life to find something really, really cool, never entrust it to the Army.

No matter how old you get, your father will still call you "Junior."

During a fight with a giant, bald German a kick to the groin will have no effect. Get yourself a big, spinning propeller.

Sometimes pirates can be trusted.

A good-looking blond will sometimes have sex with you AND your father.

If you're ever in a runaway mining car, your shoe can be used as a substitute for a broken brake.

When faced with the power of God, just shut your eyes and you'll be fine.

Slick-acting Frenchmen who eat flies are EVIL.

In an emergency a Nazi flag makes a pretty-good rope.

If you get dragged behind a truck, every part of your body will hurt except one elbow.

You can hitchhike on a submarine.

A flock of seagulls can be an effective weapon against a warplane.

The best friends to have are foppish museum curators, burly Egyptian family men and twelve-year old orphan boys.

Follow Ups:

Here's a lame one I thought up... Brett (Maverick) Lambert 10:11:40 6/18/2000 (0)
Re: Everything I need to know I learned from Indiana Jones (Please add) Indiana Jimmie 09:01:37 6/18/2000 (0)
Re: Everything I need to know I learned from Indiana Jones (Please add) graml 08:13:43 6/18/2000 (5)
- What did you learn from James Bond? How to kill somebody with you jacket-button? -);-) henry-jones-jr 17:08:52 6/18/2000 (4)
  - Actually... graml 17:54:32 6/18/2000 (3)
    - Hmmm... Brett (Maverick) Lambert 22:26:02 6/18/2000 (2)
      - I believe that James Bond has found the Fountain of Youth. He still looks kind of young altough he´s actually over 60 or 70!!!!!!! (And still scores with amazing amount of chicks!)(nm) Allu 07:22:34 6/19/2000 (0)
      - Re: Hmmm... graml 07:20:22 6/19/2000 (0)

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: In the spirit of those posters that list "Everything I need to know I learned from... Star Trek or Star Wars or whatever" I came up with a list of my own. Feel free to add to it.

: Everything I need to know I learned from Indiana Jones.

: You don't have to shave everyday.

: A Wested is appropriate for ALL weather conditions.

: A hypnotic trance can be broken by having your chest burned.

: Nazis are bad.

: Chicks who can drink a guy under the table make the coolest girlfriends.

: Fancy swordplay is no match for a good pistol.

: You can elude a hundred booby-traps and still walk away empty handed.

: Be careful of monkeys and dates.

: If you risk your life to find something really, really cool, never entrust it to the Army.

: No matter how old you get, your father will still call you "Junior."

: During a fight with a giant, bald German a kick to the groin will have no effect. Get yourself a big, spinning propeller.

: Sometimes pirates can be trusted.

: A good-looking blond will sometimes have sex with you AND your father.

: If you're ever in a runaway mining car, your shoe can be used as a substitute for a broken brake.

: When faced with the power of God, just shut your eyes and you'll be fine.

: Slick-acting Frenchmen who eat flies are EVIL.

: In an emergency a Nazi flag makes a pretty-good rope.

: If you get dragged behind a truck, every part of your body will hurt except one elbow.

: You can hitchhike on a submarine.

: A flock of seagulls can be an effective weapon against a warplane.

: The best friends to have are foppish museum curators, burly Egyptian family men and twelve-year old orphan boys.

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