Why won't George Lucas just sell out completely?

Posted by graml from sdn-ar-004vannewP324.dialsprint.net on June 20, 2000 at 21:00:49:

Okay, unless you've been living under a rock for the past five years, you've seen our culture pockmarked by Star Wars merchandise. They even had the gall to make Darth Maul body wash! Body wash, people! For the love of God! Wait....what was my point? Oh yeah, why doesn't George sell out Indy like that? Is it because he has too much (ugh) "integrity"? Where are the Indy pez dispensers? That's all I want. Am I asking too much? Belloq pez dispensers, Marion, Marcus, Lao Che, Mola Ram...the whole gang! Wouldn't that be cool? I think we all know the answer. Should I call my congressman or something? Or should I just lay off the Mountain Dew? This caffine's doing weird things to me, man!
-graml
PS I envision an empire built on the shoulders of Indiana Jones toothbrushes, ice cream scoops with John Rhys Davies' head on them, Belloq chapstik dispensers! Rise with me brothers and sisters!

Follow Ups:

• Can you only wash above the waist? :-) (nm) Muppet 21:51:51 6/20/2000 (0)
• Darth Maul body wash? Really? Cup Of Christ 21:19:39 6/20/2000 (1)
  • Yeah. I've got a bottle... graml 21:52:16 6/20/2000 (0)

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