Why was Willie so stupid?

Posted by Indiana Joe from host-216-79-213-159.sld.bellsouth.net on August 26, 2000 at 19:44:36:

The executive was interviewing Willie for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he
asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or
dead, who would it be?" Willie quickly responded, "The living one."

A police officer stops Willie for speeding and asks her very nicely
if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys
would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

Willie was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She
rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question
was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear
it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

Wilie reported for her university final examination that
consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing
the
coin and marking the answer sheet Yes for Heads and No for Tails.
Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is
sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing
the coin, uttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour. But I'm rechecking my answers.

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Who cares? She was hot. Regards, Regards. (nm) Regards 20:37:56 8/26/2000 (0)

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:  The executive was interviewing Willie for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he
: asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or
: dead, who would it be?" Willie quickly responded, "The living one."

: A police officer stops Willie for speeding and asks her very nicely
: if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys
: would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
:  
: Willie was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She
: rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question
: was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear
: it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
:  
: Wilie reported for her university final examination that
: consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing
: the
: coin and marking the answer sheet Yes for Heads and No for Tails.
: Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is
: sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing
: the coin, uttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour. But I'm rechecking my answers.
:

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