What do you think would be on a Star Trek fan forum?

Posted by Cueball from tias-gw2.treas.gov on August 29, 2000 at 09:11:00:

1. Where to buy an authentic reproduction of WIlliam Shatner's toupee?

(With spirited debates over the correct parting and whether he used Vitalis or Brylcreem).

2. Information on locating and purchasing a replica of Captain Kirk's girdle.

3. The long awaited scoop that you can now buy your Spock ears at www.chicks-don't-dig-me.com?

4. How best to attach your Captain Picard latex bald wig: glue or staples?

5. How to achieve that wasted-away, emaciated "Doctor McCoy" look?

6. A link to a website where you can actually take voice lessons to reproduce Scottie's accent?

7. Where to download naked pictures of Lt. Uhuru? (WooHoo!!!!!)

8. Where to download naked pictures of Captain Kirk?

HINT: www.gram1.com

9. Get your replica truffles before they're all gone!!!

10. An ongoing debate over who would win in a fight:
Captain James T. Kirk or T.J. Hooker?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'll stay here, thank you very much.
Cueball

Follow Ups:

• Same thing as Indyfan, only there'd be Star Trek stuff Brett (Maverick) Lambert 20:02:56 8/30/2000 (1)
  • Who's been hitting on Ulla? She's only 11 for crying out loud! (nm) Cueball 21:05:25 8/31/2000 (0)
• Possibly some posts about Indiana Jones? (nm) graml 10:10:43 8/29/2000 (3)
  • Hey, graml: No comment on #8 on my list? How about a free photo sample here? Not for me, of course.(nm) Cueball 12:03:38 8/29/2000 (2)
    • That's not CAPTAIN Kirk; That's Kirk DOUGLAS! (nm) graml 12:54:46 8/29/2000 (1)
      • Sorry. Seen one seen 'em all. (nm) Cueball 19:19:03 8/29/2000 (0)

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