Why Indy IV will suck!

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Posted by Indiana Dog from 64.14.248.62 on October 25, 2000 at 11:34:15:

Seein' that everyone was pleased with 'Last Crusade' and the relationship with Indy and his Dad, you know that next one will have some kind of storyline where he finds a long lost kid. (sounds like a Springer show) Then they'll go for too many cute and funny bits with the three generations of Jones' having there own ideas of archeology and arguing all the time. Plus, you know the lost kid will be a chick. We already have a 'Tomb Raider' movie and don't need another lame, dame archeologist. Indiana Jones movies are guy flicks, they'll turn this into a cute little chick flick. (Remeber 'Return of the Jedi' and those anoying ewoks) Short Round was enough. We don't wanna see 'Indiana Jones and the Adventures of Babysitting' where he takes care of some gal. Yes, woman have it rotten in Hollywood but let some other movie create some meaty women roles. If they wanna 'pass the hat' and try to carry it on like the Bond movies, let him train a man. Not a boy and not a woman. Then all we'll find in Indy Gear are a bunch of bras, panties, pumps or kid stuff. Clooney would make a great Indy. No pretty boys please. We don't want N'Sync doin' the next soundtrack. And for the love of all that is pure and Holy, don't do a bunch of unrealistic karate scenes like the Matrix. (It was great in the Matrix) Indiana Jones doesn't know karate and hopefully neither will this kid he's gonna find. And I don't care how old HF is, NO back pain jokes or scenes where he's brushing his dentures. (We already saw 'Space Cowboys') Just a good ol' gritty, role in the dirt, beat up people, love 'em and leave 'em Indiana Jones movie! NO KIDS!! Sean Connery comin' back can supply enough comic relief.


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