Graml Got Run Over By A Reindeer!

Posted by Fall Guy from pool0437.cvx21-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net on November 26, 2000 at 01:10:27:

GRAML GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER

Graml got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Micah
But as for me and Indy fans we believe

He'd been drinking too much eggnog
And we begged him not to go
But he forgot his medication
And he staggered out the door into the snow

When we found him Christmas morning
He had hoofprints on his forehead
And incriminating whip marks on his back

Now we're all so proud of ourselves
We've been taking this so well
Sitting here and watching Indy
Drinking beer and playing cards with Cousin bud

It's not Christmas without graml
All the fans are dressed in gear
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up his gifts or send them back

SEND THEM BACK!

Now the monkey's on the table
And the pudding made of poison fig
And the blue and silver candles
That would just have matched the hair in graml's hide

I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves

Graml got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Micah
But as for me and Indy fans we believe.

Brought to you by your own Fall Guy! Any hope for reindeer skin
jackets? ;)
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