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Posted by Abner from 208.48.35.130 on January 11, 2001 at 09:52:50:

In Reply to: A few recipes from the bar at Club Obi-Wan posted by bored lobo on January 11, 2001 at 04:30:27:

: "Indy Whip":
: Top one glass champagne with spoonful of whipped cream.
: Warm 2 shots whiskey over low heat; ignite and pour over above.
: Wave it at anything that slithers.

: "My Family Label"
: Add one jigger homemade plum brandy to one glass dry white wine; strain through used linen sock filled with fine sand.
: Cough violently and gasp for breath.

: "Fraulein Ravenwood"
: Mix eight shots whiskey with pack of unfiltered smokes; gaze into candle flame with bittersweet memories. Shrug.

: "Heil Hitler"
: Slam jello shots of Jagermeister until you don't mind grabbing a piece of red-hot bronze. Get ride to hospital.

: "Short Round"
: Place thumb over mouth of bottle of Grape Nehi; shake with enthusiasm and point in direction of possessed Maharaja. Release thumb.

: "All I Have to do is Scream"
: Dip blonde Nazi archaeologist into bathtub filled with sparkling wine. Lick until dry.

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