Mini Kate Capshaw?

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Posted by Austin Powers from dialupL202.mpls.uswest.net on January 21, 2001 at 02:33:20:

Yeah I saw a preview for some lame teen horror movie called "Valentine", and one of the "stars" is named Jessica Capshaw. Turns out this's Kate's daughter, whom she had prior to meeting Spielberg(let's hope for Jessica's sake she's been adopted into the Will).Anyhoo the younger Capshaw has joined the elite Hollywood group known as "The Coattail Ridin' Celebrity Offspring".

Card-carryin' members of this group include:
Emilio and Charlie Sheen, Michael Douglas, Kiefer Sutherland, Freddie Prinze Jr., Kate Hudson, Jeff and Beau Bridges, the Baldwins(although they're not offspring they still rode some coattails), Gary Busey's kid, Rob Reiner, Clint Howard and the other Carradine boys(on the Baldwin Loophole), Jamie Lee Curtis, Melanie Griffith, and because politicians are celebrities too....all the damn Kennedy kids and Bush babies, especially that cocaine free-basin' drunk-drivin' son of a bitch we now call Mr. President....what a country.

Must be rough gettin' a free career handed to ya. Unfortunately young Jessica hasn't inhierated her mom's good looks, although she has inhierated a couple of her mom's "assets". Now when's Harrison Ford's oldest son gonna join this group? I heard he looks quite a bit like the old man(old man meaning both "father" and "senior citizen").

Austin Powers


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