This is just plum sad.....

Posted by Indy Coil from pm11-19.northlink.com on February 06, 2001 at 00:21:31:

I was flipping through my OnSat(Satellite dish version of TV Guide)today, looking at the movie channels, you know, the usual HBO, Cinemax, Starz!, Showtime....when I happened to glance down at the Porno listings.....and I shook my head in disgust.......

There, in nice bold text, was a Porno movie listed as "San Fernando Jones".

That's right, you read that correctly. Now, being as young as I am, and an overly paranoid mother, married to a strictly Christian step father (who I utterly hate, but not for the Christian part, after all, I'm not an athiest, I just don't go to church) I don't get any porn channels, so I wasn't able to verify whether I should send that movie company a nice package bomb, but I wonder, Was that movie indeed an X rated version of our beloved hero? And being the die hard Indy fan I am, instead of wondering how much they parody him, I was thinking "Gee, I wonder how accurate his costume is?". Then I laughed, and said "Boy, my IndyFan Forum buds would get a kick out of this."

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That's nothing......I once saw one called " Indiana Joan and the Black Hole of Mammoo"...I AM NOT KIDDING !! (NM) Indiana Jimmie 22:01:30 2/06/2001 (0)
There are so many "Canyon Of The Crescent Moon" jokes there, I wouldn't know where to begin....(nm) Austin Powers 15:41:33 2/06/2001 (0)
I hope it didn't include this quote: graml 07:27:27 2/06/2001 (1)
- *chokes on his orange juice* OMG! THAT IS SICK! but funny.... Indy Coil 13:21:51 2/06/2001 (0)
that's not his whip... (nm) Dirk Diggler 00:42:16 2/06/2001 (6)
- And I wouldn't recommend swinging from it, either! (nm) Shawnkara 06:01:26 2/06/2001 (0)
- LOL! THAT'S HILARIOUS! (nm) Indy Coil 00:52:53 2/06/2001 (4)
  - Did you say you were married to your stepfather? ? 01:16:24 2/06/2001 (2)
    - No, he said... Timmy The Tulip 03:09:28 2/06/2001 (1)
      - It's supposed to be "Having an overly paranoid mother"...my mistake...(nm) Indy Coil 13:23:48 2/06/2001 (0)
  - Did you say you were married to your stepfather? ? 01:11:35 2/06/2001 (0)

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: I was flipping through my OnSat(Satellite dish version of TV Guide)today, looking at the movie channels, you know, the usual HBO, Cinemax, Starz!, Showtime....when I happened to glance down at the Porno listings.....and I shook my head in disgust.......

: There, in nice bold text, was a Porno movie listed as "San Fernando Jones".

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: That's right, you read that correctly. Now, being as young as I am, and an overly paranoid mother, married to a strictly Christian step father (who I utterly hate, but not for the Christian part, after all, I'm not an athiest, I just don't go to church) I don't get any porn channels, so I wasn't able to verify whether I should send that movie company a nice package bomb, but I wonder, Was that movie indeed an X rated version of our beloved hero? And being the die hard Indy fan I am, instead of wondering how much they parody him, I was thinking "Gee, I wonder how accurate his costume is?". Then I laughed, and said "Boy, my IndyFan Forum buds would get a kick out of this."

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