Down with monkeys! ...and uh, down with stuff! Yeah!

Posted by Brett (Maverick) Lambert from ecs.edmonton.ab.ca on March 14, 2001 at 10:42:33:

In Reply to: I hate that monkey! posted by graml on March 14, 2001 at 07:25:21:

It's a good thing you're suspicious of all things monkey... afterall in a few hundred years apes will enslave us all! You maniacs! You blew it up!! Damn you, damn you all to hell!! :P

: Twenty years have done nothing to dilute my hatred for that evil little primate. Not only was he a Nazi sympathizer, but he also sold out Marion! What a jerk! I don't even like the monkey that played the monkey in Raiders. In fact, I have boycotted every one of his other movies. Or at least, I assume I have. I guess the scene where he alerted the Nazis to Marion hiding in the basket really set the tone for my childhood...I still can't go to a zoo without trying to throw things at those snooty monkeys hanging out on the monkey island. Are there any twelve step programs for those of us with undying hatred for monkeys? I'm tired of letting hate rule my life. At least when I'm around monkeys.
: -graml
: PS Anyone remember that movie "Ed", in which a chimp plays for a small town baseball team? No, I didn't see it either. Mostly because I can't believe Hollywood sullied the good name of baseball by including a chimp.
: PPS I really should start checking the expiration date on milk, shouldn't I? Or else there are going to be A LOT more of these posts!

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: It's a good thing you're suspicious of all things monkey... afterall in a few hundred years apes will enslave us all!  You maniacs!  You blew it up!!  Damn you, damn you all to hell!! :P

: : Twenty years have done nothing to dilute my hatred for that evil little primate.  Not only was he a Nazi sympathizer, but he also sold out Marion!  What a jerk!  I don't even like the monkey that played the monkey in Raiders.  In fact, I have boycotted every one of his other movies.  Or at least, I assume I have.  I guess the scene where he alerted the Nazis to Marion hiding in the basket really set the tone for my childhood...I still can't go to a zoo without trying to throw things at those snooty monkeys hanging out on the monkey island.  Are there any twelve step programs for those of us with undying hatred for monkeys?  I'm tired of letting hate rule my life.  At least when I'm around monkeys.
: : -graml
: : PS  Anyone remember that movie "Ed", in which a chimp plays for a small town baseball team?  No, I didn't see it either.  Mostly because I can't believe Hollywood sullied the good name of baseball by including a chimp.
: : PPS  I really should start checking the expiration date on milk, shouldn't I?  Or else there are going to be A LOT more of these posts!

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