Yes, he used to sit around proof-reading stone tablets for typos--marking out the offending goofs with the severed finger of a chimpanzee that was dipped in the blood of an oxymoron.

Posted by Curious from 1Cust195.tnt1.brunswick.ga.da.uu.net on March 28, 2001 at 14:10:13:

In Reply to: Wasn't that also the individual who was known to the Egyptian Pharoh as "The Knower of Things"? posted by Michaelson on March 28, 2001 at 13:11:27:

And, as a result of horse-play on a slippery cave floor, he accidentally invented the digital rectal exam.

: Now THAT'S a college degree that I personally believe should be offered! (grins) Regards. Michaelson

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• You're right, you DO have to much time on your hands, don't you? (grins) Actually, the fellow you just described, I believe) works here at the Space Institute! Interesting! (nm) Michaelson 14:23:52 3/28/2001 (0)

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