Indiana Jones and the YMCA Pool of Doom....

Posted by Indy Coil from rsvp-eli-023a.northlink.com on May 10, 2001 at 02:14:51:

In Reply to: How about a grizzled Indy on the trail of Marco Polo? posted by Fall Guy on May 10, 2001 at 01:25:24:

YMCA, 1947

Scene opens with waist high in water with his eyes closed, wearing his fedora and bearing his grodey 60 year old chest...

Indy: "MARCO!"

Random thug, most likely a Mafia goon: "POLO, Dr. Jones!"

I: "MARCO!"

Thug: "POLO!"

I: "SALLAH! WHERE IS HE!?"

Sallah, enters from left, tipping his fez and waddling his fat butt over to the pool side: "I'm coming Indy! He's off to your left!"

Indy, unimpressed: "Great..."

Henry Sr., on the side of the pool on a chair, wearing his tweed hat, sunglasses, a Hawaiian shirt, bermuda shorts, flip-flops and a zink covered nose: "Junior.....You call this archeology?"

Indy:"Dad, I thought I told you...(is interrupted as he gets hit with water)...HEY! NO SPLASHING!"

Yep, I smell an oscar! Er...

Follow Ups:

• Bwa ha ha! (nm) Jay 14:45:28 5/10/2001 (0)
• Ha-ha! bud-arc 10:55:29 5/10/2001 (0)
• Was that a nightmare? ;) Fall Guy 03:42:43 5/10/2001 (0)

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