With all this talk about the new Star Wars title....

Posted by Indy Coil from rsvp-eli-137a.northlink.com on August 07, 2001 at 00:05:11:

...I am almost beginning to think that George is no longer sane. first I see this, then I see teh Indiana Jackson crap, and I wonder, is George sitting in his office playing with Play-doh, mumbling incoherrently, making funny little humming noises and sitting in his underwear? On this assumption, I give my ideas of what he'll call the third installment:

Star Wars Episode III:(read this before each add-on for the full effect)

"Dark Side BAAAD!!!"

"My Cat's Name is Mittens"

"I saw the colors, man! And they were screaming!! And yellow Screamed the loudest!!"

"Where are my pants?"

"No Mommy, I don't want to go to school today!"

"I Like Cheese..."

"Heh heh, lightsabers are cool, heh heh heh..."

"Dude, Where's My LandSpeeder?"

"If a Jedi Gets Gas, Does It Cause a Disturbance In the Force?"

"Anakin Goes to the Bad Side"

"Suck It, Spielberg"

"I Sleep On Top of a Pile of Money, With Many Beautiful Women"

"I Feel Like Chicken Tonight, Like Chicken Tonight.."

"Jawas Scare Me, Small Hands, Smell Like Cabbage"

"Damn Dirty Apes..."

And Finally...

"Star Wars Episode III: Star Wars Harder"

*if Mr. Lucas or Mr. Spielberg are reading this, no offense to either of you, I just thought this would be funny as hell, please don't sue, and please continue to make great movies, like Star Wars or about certain fedora wearing archeologists.

Follow Ups:

Re: With all this talk about the new Star Wars title.... James 11:57:25 8/07/2001 (2)
- People can learn Klingon? bud-arc 12:05:39 8/07/2001 (1)
  - Re: People can learn Klingon? James 13:00:56 8/07/2001 (0)
I have a bad feeling about this... graml 06:48:28 8/07/2001 (2)
- Hey, Howard Hughes was one great American... Briede 11:45:56 8/07/2001 (0)
- Re: I have a bad feeling about this... Mikal 10:10:58 8/07/2001 (0)

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: ...I am almost beginning to think that George is no longer sane. first I see this, then I see teh Indiana Jackson crap, and I wonder, is George sitting in his office playing with Play-doh, mumbling incoherrently, making funny little humming noises and sitting in his underwear? On this assumption, I give my ideas of what he'll call the third installment:

: Star Wars Episode III:(read this before each add-on for the full effect)

: "Dark Side BAAAD!!!"

: "My Cat's Name is Mittens"

: "I saw the colors, man! And they were screaming!! And yellow Screamed the loudest!!"

: "Where are my pants?"

: "No Mommy, I don't want to go to school today!"

: "I Like Cheese..."

: "Heh heh, lightsabers are cool, heh heh heh..."

: "Dude, Where's My LandSpeeder?"

: "If a Jedi Gets Gas, Does It Cause a Disturbance In the Force?"

: "Anakin Goes to the Bad Side"

: "Suck It, Spielberg"

: "I Sleep On Top of a Pile of Money, With Many Beautiful Women"

: "I Feel Like Chicken Tonight, Like Chicken Tonight.."

: "Jawas Scare Me, Small Hands, Smell Like Cabbage"

: "Damn Dirty Apes..."

: And Finally...

: "Star Wars Episode III: Star Wars Harder"

: *if Mr. Lucas or Mr. Spielberg are reading this, no offense to either of you, I just thought this would be funny as hell, please don't sue, and please continue to make great movies, like Star Wars or about certain fedora wearing archeologists.

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