Can he provide an authentic Egyptian fez like Sallah's?

Posted by graml from user-2ivev3i.dialup.mindspring.com (165.247.124.114) on Wednesday, October 31, 2001 at 7:13am :

In Reply to: Does J. Peterman offer the urban fedora? posted by Fall Guy from pool0380.cvx21-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net (209.179.193.125) on Wednesday, October 31, 2001 at 0:49am :

"I recall when I first laid eyes on the quality hand-stitching of our Egyptian fez. It was twilight in Cairo's market bazaar; surrounded by hundreds of hat-makers, my attention was quickly drawn to the product of a man who gave his name as 'Abdullah'..."
I could use a decent fez. My current look is stagnating!
-graml
My boss: Look, Josh. We've warned you about funny hats. Now take off that fez.
Me: Make me, infidel!
My boss (looking in file cabinet): Okay, that's enough. Where's your personnel file? I'm writing you up!
Me (holding up my huge personnel file): So we see once again, boss, there is nothing you can possibly possess that I cannot take away! Ha ha ha ha!
My boss: Where did you get that?
Me: Human Resources...
My boss: It's too bad Human Resources doesn't know you the way I know you, Graml...
Me: Oh, you could tell them...If only you spoke...uh...Human Resource-ese!

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