I'll give it a shot....Top Ten Things you'd find at Indy's Garage Sale!

Posted by Guido from user-112vdkp.biz.mindspring.com (66.47.182.153) on Thursday, November 01, 2001 at 3:44pm :

In Reply to: Indiana Jones List Humor posted by rick23 from client200-78.rtp.intrex.net (209.42.200.78) on Wednesday, October 31, 2001 at 1:03am :

Top Ten Things you'd find at Indy's Garage Sale:

10. A box of maps marked "Maps that X was suppose to mark the spot, but really didn't".
9. A rack of leather jackets riddled with bullet holes and arm pit stains.
8. A fake leather whip with a duct tape handle in a box labeled, "Props that weren't used".
7. A cigarette lighter shaped like a revolver with vibrating handle.
6. A case of concert t-shirts that says "Indy 1942 World Tour"
5. A live video shot on 8 mm from that same tour entitled "Indy Invades India".
4. An Indy pin-up calander featuring Marion doing a shot naked, Willie in an erotic pose with an elephant, and Elsa in a bath robe.
3. The bodily fluid stained seat cover ripped from the side car in "Crusade".
2. An autographed biography of the monkey in Raiders entitled, "Would you like to touch my monkey"?.
1. A pre-packaged in flight meal complete with a piece of 63 year old green balogna, hardened vanilla flavored snack pack, and cheeze doodles.

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"In-flight meal?" Have you ever eaten one of those "Bistro" thin - Operator Jake 0:02am 11/02/2001

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