The worst idea since Greedo shooting first....

Posted by Sean from d221-216-98.systems.cogeco.net (216.221.81.98) on Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:42am :

In Reply to: Top Several Things to Add to New ROTLA posted by Inby from user-2ini8rt.dialup.mindspring.com (165.121.35.125) on Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 11:57pm :

Okay, since you brought it up, and despite your obvious sarcasm, you missed a couple of things, in no particular order:

13) The Thug in Marion's bar will actually SHOOT AT INDY first, but MISS HIM, and then Marion will cap him in the back; after all, Marion has been portrayed for 22 years now as a cold blooded killer!

14) The monkey won't actually eat the date, he'll smell it and run away because killing a monkey, even a little bastard monkey, is horribly, horribly wrong.

15) For TOD, Willie will be CGI'd and "Anything Goes" will be replaced by a new number, entitled "Archaeologists Rock!" and the dancers will be replaced by muppets.

16) An all new scene has been filmed, replacing the original racist version of Indy throwing coins at the Arab beggars to shoo them away before he shoots the truck that "Marion" is in. In the new version, he ignores them - because that is WAY more politically correct.

17) During the opening scene, and this is my personal favorite so if you're gonna laugh, laugh at this one, ILM will actually have CGI'd some underwear onto the Hovito's so their naked arses aren't seen when they're chasing Indy through the jungle. After all, kids shouldn't be looking at arses. No one should. Arses are bad.

Damn I hope S & L dont' !?%* it up for the DVD release...

Sean

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: Okay, since you brought it up, and despite your obvious sarcasm, you missed a couple of things, in no particular order: : 13) The Thug in Marion's bar will actually SHOOT AT INDY first, but MISS HIM, and then Marion will cap him in the back; after all, Marion has been portrayed for 22 years now as a cold blooded killer! : 14) The monkey won't actually eat the date, he'll smell it and run away because killing a monkey, even a little bastard monkey, is horribly, horribly wrong. : 15) For TOD, Willie will be CGI'd and "Anything Goes" will be replaced by a new number, entitled "Archaeologists Rock!" and the dancers will be replaced by muppets. : 16) An all new scene has been filmed, replacing the original racist version of Indy throwing coins at the Arab beggars to shoo them away before he shoots the truck that "Marion" is in. In the new version, he ignores them - because that is WAY more politically correct. : 17) During the opening scene, and this is my personal favorite so if you're gonna laugh, laugh at this one, ILM will actually have CGI'd some underwear onto the Hovito's so their naked arses aren't seen when they're chasing Indy through the jungle. After all, kids shouldn't be looking at arses. No one should. Arses are bad. : Damn I hope S & L dont' !?%* it up for the DVD release... : Sean

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