Posted by Kent Brockman on September 26, 1997 at 03:25:24:
In Reply to: Special message from LucasFilm posted by George Lucas on September 26, 1997 at 01:26:57:
We have been taken over by a giant ant-like race who will no doubt enslave us in satt mines by the year 2000. They will not allow any more Indiana Jones pictures to go into production, but WILL start up a new franchise starting with "Indyanta Jones and the Salt Mines of Doom", in which the hero rounds up children for slavery in...you guessed it, a Kathie Lee Gifford clothiers' sweathouse!
This just in: 007 and Indiana Jones team up in a new fanfiction story that's actually pretty good (a freind of mine is writing it)! More info when it's done!