Posted by The Dentman on September 26, 1997 at 17:20:06:
In Reply to: Is Kent Brockman Onto Something? Besides Crack? posted by Ultra Seven 21 (Last Post For A While, Probably) on September 26, 1997 at 04:14:09:
: PS - I WISH I was a Lucasfirm spy! Lucas-ninja's please take me away!
That's a scary thought. In a dark, distant world, civilization has crumbled. Based upon the elder's recollection of their heroes, the world is remade, in Steven Spielberg's image. Rumours of the next Indy films are more valuable than gold, and the man known as Lucas, the creator, monitors all that transpires. If a fan knows too much, and is deemed worthy, his identity is erased, and he is hustled off into the night by ninjas, put through rigorous training, and swears fealty to Lucas for the purpose of maintaing order, stability, and life the Indy way. These new recruits have joined...
The Sons of Darkness.
BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!!
The Dentman