That was HILARIOUS!! (nm)

Posted by Indy Pete from 192.217.12.16 on December 07, 2000 at 04:12:58:

In Reply to: Dear Santa... posted by Indigo Adams on December 06, 2000 at 20:11:43:

: Dear Santa,

: I think that I've been a pretty good boy this year. Granted I shot up a bunch of Nazis, but they were pretty naughty this year. Plus, I recovered the Ark of the Covenant, which is a plus. (you can ignore the fact that I turned it over to a bunch of bureaucratic fools.) I drug some poor kid through a lousy temple filled with insane cult members, but I made up for it by bringing back a rock to some dirt-poor village. I lost the Holy Grail, but I saved my dad's life, so I guess that balances out, right?

: Anyway, here is what I'd like for Christmas:

: 1: That stupid idol that Belloq just HAD to swipe from me.
: 2: The number of a good chiropractor. -One that has experience working on people who have just been dragged behind a truck is a plus.
: 3: To have someone kill every snake in the world.
: 4: To finally have my dad quit calling me "Junior."
: 5: For Sallah to learn what I mean when I say "No camels."
: 6: I'd like my gun back. Willie Scott threw mine out the window. Women!
: 7: Fortune and glory. (its hard to come by)
: 8: A jet pack so I can fly down and retrieve the Holy Grail.
: 9: The serial number of the crate the Ark lies in, and a large sum of money with which to bribe the guard.
: 10: "English Made Easy" instruction book for Sallah.
: 11: For Shorty to grow big enough so I can punch him when he cheats me at cards.
: 12: I don't know if you can do this- nobody has come close so far, but could you PLEASE make Willie less of a whiner?

: Well, there's my list. Please don't come down my chimney TOO fast, I sleep with a bullwhip, a machete, and a .455 Webly under my pillow.

: Sincerely,
: Indiana Jones

: PS: Now that I think of it, I need a bigger pillow!

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: : Dear Santa,

: : I think that I've been a pretty good boy this year.  Granted I shot up a bunch of Nazis, but they were pretty naughty this year.  Plus, I recovered the Ark of the Covenant, which is a plus. (you can ignore the fact that I turned it over to a bunch of bureaucratic fools.)  I drug some poor kid through a lousy temple filled with insane cult members, but I made up for it by bringing back a rock to some dirt-poor village.  I lost the Holy Grail, but I saved my dad's life, so I guess that balances out, right?

: : Anyway, here is what I'd like for Christmas:

: : 1: That stupid idol that Belloq just HAD to swipe from me.
: : 2: The number of a good chiropractor.  -One that has experience working on people who have just been dragged behind a truck is a plus.
: : 3: To have someone kill every snake in the world.
: : 4: To finally have my dad quit calling me "Junior."
: : 5: For Sallah to learn what I mean when I say "No camels."
: : 6: I'd like my gun back.  Willie Scott threw mine out the window.    Women!
: : 7: Fortune and glory. (its hard to come by)
: : 8: A jet pack so I can fly down and retrieve the Holy Grail.
: : 9: The serial number of the crate the Ark lies in, and a large sum of money with which to bribe the guard.
: : 10: "English Made Easy" instruction book for Sallah.
: : 11: For Shorty to grow big enough so I can punch him when he cheats me at cards.
: : 12: I don't know if you can do this- nobody has come close so far, but could you PLEASE make Willie less of a whiner?

: : Well, there's my list.  Please don't come down my chimney TOO fast, I sleep with a bullwhip, a machete, and a .455 Webly under my pillow.

: : Sincerely,
: : Indiana Jones

: : PS: Now that I think of it, I need a bigger pillow!

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