Read it and weep...

Posted by Slick from 1Cust145.tnt1.brunswick.ga.da.uu.net on January 30, 2001 at 18:01:55:

In Reply to: A poll instead of something on jackets... posted by Patterson on January 30, 2001 at 12:04:35:

Feast your eyes: I'm twenty-three, single (too much of a chick magnet to get married) and date eight times a week. I drive a jacked-up pick-up truck with real loud exhaust pipes and am assistant produce manager at a Piggly Wiggly in the deep south. But that's just to pay rent on the apartment I have in my mom's basement (got my own door to the backyard); my true passion lies in dot.commery and I hope to ride that bourgeoning wave to the big time. I'm 5'7" without lifts and 230 pounds of solid man. I workout with free weights five days a week and spend the other two mastering mad monkey kung-fu. I have one blue eye and the other is sort of hazy. I have my hair cut retro like David Cassidy when he was in "The Partridge Family" years (no chick ever told him "no" either). I do volunteer work at a funeral home and brag that I've never been to a dentist. I have a collection of over 350 T-shirts and eat "Taco Bell" three meals a day.

Favorites: Turn Offs:

"Playboy" and "Penthouse Letters" chicks with hairy legs
Janet Reno Hillary Clinton (too mannish)
Indiana Jones movies chick flicks
Jenny McCarthy male frontal nudity
Regis Kathy Lee
porn church stuff
Baked bean burritos Tofu
Peters Bros. fedoras toupees
Wested leather jackets bowling shirts
tight, kinky perms comb-overs
pit bulls cats
shooting rats at the dump charity events
flea markets debutante balls
Howard Stern Rosie O'Donnell
G. Gordon Liddy Eleanor Roosevelt
Harleys Toyota Camrys
Bud (not Light) wine spritzers
Oreos Vienna Fingers
"Frasier" "Ally McBeal"

Hell, you all know what kind of dude I am; a man's man. And I spend thirteen hours a day on the Internet. Thanks for sharing my world.

: So, what does everyone out there do besides this "Indy stuff"? Family, career, other hobbies, school? Just wanted to talk something other than the number of millimeters deep the bi-swing pleat ought to be on the RotLA jacket.

: Tell everyone else about yourself.

: Cheers!

: Patterson

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Don't laugh, it's monkey kung fu! Jackie Chan 01:25:32 1/31/2001 (0)
Dagnabbit, the first thing's my favorites and the next one's the turn-off. Slick 18:04:38 1/30/2001 (3)
- For one scary second I thought... Fall Guy 18:08:28 1/30/2001 (0)
- I just assumed... graml 18:06:05 1/30/2001 (1)
  - Re: I just assumed... Slick 20:22:07 1/30/2001 (0)

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: Feast your eyes: I'm twenty-three, single (too much of a chick magnet to get married) and date eight times a week.  I drive a jacked-up pick-up truck with real loud exhaust pipes and am assistant produce manager at a Piggly Wiggly in the deep south.  But that's just to pay rent on the apartment I have in my mom's basement (got my own door to the backyard); my true passion lies in dot.commery and I hope to ride that bourgeoning wave to the big time.  I'm 5'7" without lifts and 230 pounds of solid man.  I workout with free weights five days a week and spend the other two mastering mad monkey kung-fu.  I have one blue eye and the other is sort of hazy.  I have my hair cut retro like David Cassidy when he was in "The Partridge Family" years (no chick ever told him "no" either).  I do volunteer work at a funeral home and brag that I've never been to a dentist.  I have a collection of over 350 T-shirts and eat "Taco Bell" three meals a day.

: Favorites:                               Turn Offs:

: "Playboy" and "Penthouse Letters"        chicks with hairy legs
: Janet Reno                               Hillary Clinton (too mannish)
: Indiana Jones movies                     chick flicks
: Jenny McCarthy                           male frontal nudity
: Regis                                    Kathy Lee
: porn                                     church stuff
: Baked bean burritos                      Tofu
: Peters Bros. fedoras                     toupees
: Wested leather jackets                   bowling shirts
: tight, kinky perms                       comb-overs
: pit bulls                                cats
: shooting rats at the dump                charity events
: flea markets                             debutante balls
: Howard Stern                             Rosie O'Donnell
: G. Gordon Liddy                          Eleanor Roosevelt
: Harleys                                  Toyota Camrys
: Bud (not Light)                          wine spritzers
: Oreos                                    Vienna Fingers
: "Frasier"                                "Ally McBeal"

: 
: Hell, you all know what kind of dude I am; a man's man.  And I spend thirteen hours a day on the Internet.  Thanks for sharing my world.

: : So, what does everyone out there do besides this "Indy stuff"?  Family, career, other hobbies, school?  Just wanted to talk something other than the number of millimeters deep the bi-swing pleat ought to be on the RotLA jacket.

: : Tell everyone else about yourself.

: : Cheers!

: : Patterson

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