Preparing for INDY 4

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Posted by Kazar from on November 11, 1998 at 08:50:40:

Top 10 ways I'm going to get ready for the Indy 4 movie.

10. Cross rooms by using whip on rafters and swing across.

9. Go to antique shop, pick up random item, yell at owner "This belongs in a museum!"

8. Dramatically pull hearts from someone's chest, but apologize afterward and politely return heart.

7. Go to field outside local airport, run at birds with flapping umbrella, let wackiness ensue.

6. Call my parents, demand that they rename me after family dog.

5. Burn down a local bar, hold a medallion in owner's face, and yell "I'm your Goddamn partner!"

4. Storm into local grade school, fight bearded principal on a giant rock crusher, and then free all the students.

3. Go to karate class, goad someone into a karate skills display, and then nonchalantly shoot them with my Webley 45.

2. Burn Indiana Jones logo into palm of hand, go to movie premiere in long, black leather coat, salute ticket taker with said palm- get in free.

1. Buy a Arby's X-mas Cup, cross the Arby's floor-logo with cup in hand, watch as structure crumbles behind me.

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