I'm so excited!!!

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Posted by Forrestal from ? (204.185.0.246) on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 5:58pm :

Hey guys!
I hear that new Mummy movie is coming out soon, and instead of that silly-lookin' Brendan Frasher, we get the Man's Man all-time bad-Ass The ROCK. Man, I love his big sweaty abs, they give me something to aim for when I'm working out (hanging on the wall). But anyway, I was drinking with my buds (Stupido and that John Doe) last night when we saw the commercial and I was blown away.
Man that movie looks like it ROCKS! But then when I started drinking this afternoon, I came up with the greatest idea ever, man. Indy versus the Lobster King! Man that'll rock! I just see Indy whipping out The Rock, who then pulls out one of those big friggin' golden SWORDS and starts a brutal fight, LIKE THE ONE that was supposed to be in Raiders when Harry wussed out, because he's not as manly as The Rock, but they're stil great movies there. But anyway, you know what would make it he best friggin' movie ever? Have that Lara Kraft (MILK! It DOES A BODY GOOD! BUT HOW MUCH MILK DID SHE HAVE?) chick be the prize, cuz man, she got a booty that don't quit, and they're both hot men, know what I'm sayin'?
God I love ALCOHOL! It makes me who I am! How would I ever have accomplished so much in life without it? And you kmow what? That stupid Temple of Dorks movie is way better with a few bottles of Whiskey!!! You should alL try it sometime!
WoohooOOOoOoooyyy!!!

-Forrestal

DELIRIUM TREMENS ROCKS!!!





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